Archive for June, 2004

Have I mentioned lately how much I despise the French?
June 15th, 2004 at 12:58 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesNow they’ve given me another reason, as if I didn’t already have plenty.
“Mme. Bardot presents Muslims as barbaric and cruel invaders, responsible for terrorist acts and eager to dominate the French to the extent of wanting to exterminate them,” the court said.
I don’t see where she said anything that’s not common knowledge about the islamofascists. Now Mme. Bardot has to fork over $6,000 for daring to speak honestly about the insurgents and their invasion of France. She was even fined several months ago for stating that “France was being overrun by sheep-slaughtering Muslims.” And quite frankly, it really couldn’t happen to a nicer country. If Brigitte wasn’t such an animal-rights nutcase, I’d start a collection for her defense fund.
It’s this kind of thought-police political correctness that is right around the corner for us if we, as a country, don’t show some backbone against the leftist Old Media and government half-wits who want to control not only what we are allowed to say, but also what we are allowed to think.
But I digress… back to the putrid hell-hole that is France.
It’s a great read if you really want to see how France has left itself open to be eaten alive internally through its own open borders and hyper-tolerance. It’s only a matter of time before France falls (not that that takes much effort) to islamofascism, and the usurpers won’t even have to bother with employing terrorist tactics. This is why you will not see a terrorist attack in France. Why should the terrorists strike Paris? They’re already on track for taking over the country by overrunning it!
And don’t be bamboozled by stories like these.
These terror arrests in France are merely window-dressing. They’re not about to really overturn the mosques and enrage 10% of their population, who they already know are unstable and violent by nature. The only country on earth serious about turning back the islamofascist barbarians is the United States – and unfortunately, that’s the way it’s going to stay.

If you live in Detroit, stock up on ammo and board up your windows!
June 14th, 2004 at 9:56 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesWell, since you live in Detroit, you’ve probably already done that. Apparently, Motowners have their panties in a wad because of Jimmy Kimmel.
In fact, the local ABC affiliate was so irate that they took his show off the air for a few nights – it’s unclear whether or not anyone really noticed, though.
Here’s the tough part. If Detroit wins – and with a 3 to 1 lead going into the game Tuesday night, it looks likely – how will a night of rioting, burning, looting, violence and general mayhem any different than a regular Tuesday night in the Motor City?
Oh yeah, it’s not.

The Red Crescent Strikes Again
June 14th, 2004 at 12:26 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesIf you’re like me, you grew up with warm, fuzzy feelings about the Red Cross (or the Red Crescent, as they’re known in the middle east). All they ever do is go and help people. They clean up after tornadoes. They bring bags of blood when you’ve bled too much. They helped the “disaster” victims of 9/11.
Now the Red Crescent is heartsick because we’re holding Saddam Hussein as a Prisoner of War.
Now, the International Red Crescent’s Nada Doumani (not to be confused with former Olympic gymnast Nadia Comenici) is crying in her hummus that Saddam doesn’t know his legal status, and that’s not right. Apparently, we’re dissing Saddam and she’s worried about his tender psyche.
Doumani bleated the following bunk:
“There are all these people kept in a legal vacuum. No one should be left not knowing their legal status. Their judicial rights must be assured,” Ms Doumani said… “When the conflict ends the prisoners of war should be released according to the Geneva conventions,” Ms Doumani said.
What this dingbat fails to comprehend – and I would wager that this is a disorder shared by many at the Red Crescent – is that this conflict is not even close to being over. In fact, it’s just started. The islamofascists started this conflict, it’s up to the U.S. to finish it, especially since we’re the only ones with the stones to take on the task of defending the west against 7th-century-style barbarians.
I lost all respect for the Red Crescent as soon as they ran down to Guantanamo Bay and started wailing about how horribly we were treating the human debris we picked up in Afghanistan shortly after 9/11. Much like their sisters-in-crime Amnesty International – they are only interested in protecting the precious lives of those who are enemies of the U.S. If you’re a right-wing, pro-U.S. political prisoner, you’ll be waiting a long time for a knock on the cell door from those jerks.
What I have to keep in mind is that many local Red Cross chapters in the U.S. actually do help folks out locally and aren’t as politicized as the Red Crescent. Sometimes it’s hard to make that leap, but I’ll try.
This particular post was also posted to SayAnything Blog.
Rob over there was kind enough to ask me to contribute some guest entries while he’s on vacaction and I thank him for the offer.

SCOTUS temporarily removes its head from its rectum
June 14th, 2004 at 11:42 am by Preston Taylor HolmesThis guy is not an asshole because he’s an athiest. He’s an asshole because he’s an asshole. Only an asshole would use his own daughter as political pawn to foist his hatred for religion on the rest of the country via the 9th Circus court of assholes out in California. At least this guy’s wife was smart enough to leave him and take their daughter with her. Hopefully he’ll lose his custody battle as well, for the daughter’s own good.
I apologize for the overuse of the word “asshole” but that’s the only word that could appropriately describe this asshole.

Blog Retirement?
June 14th, 2004 at 8:56 am by Preston Taylor HolmesNo, and I’m sure the 3 or 4 of you who frequent this blog will be glad to know that I haven’t retired – at least not yet.
I spent last week finishing up another monster website (which has needlessly taken 6 months plus) but I finally got it done. Then I had planned to do some blogging over the weekend, but wound up getting my computer infected with some nasty browser-hijacking spyware. It took a good chunk of the weekend just to figure out how to undo what it had done to my pc and its registry.
Thank God for the kind folks out there who have created shareware like Ad-Aware and HijackThis – two great programs for searching your PC for adware/spyware and getting things fixed. And No, this is not an advertisement, just a recommendation since they got me out of a serious shitpie this weekend.
I did, however, learn some valuable lessons. The first is that firewalls do not stop all spyware. The second is that you should backup your critical PC data more often than every 6 months (or you’ll be up until 2 am doing emergency backups due to your own stupidity).
I plan to get back to regular rants this week, so batten down the hatches, ye socialist dimocrats and hypersensitive nanny-state apologists.

Not to flog a dead Marxist horse
June 9th, 2004 at 6:18 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesEven if I tried, I couldn’t invent something as completely idiotic as this group of Marxist terrorist-sympathizing islamofascists. Why couldn’t some type of terrorist strike have happened at this rally? That would have simply been justice for these freaks.
Thanks to LGF for posting the link.

Nick Berg’s Communist Daddy
June 7th, 2004 at 11:35 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesIn case you don’t know who International ANSWER is, they’re a bunch of Communists and assorted idiots – ANSWER is an acronym for “Act Now to Stop War and End Racism.” Their true goal, much like the islamofascists, is the destruction of the United States and the forced extinction of the conservative, heterosexual white male.
Quit stalling and go find out what a dingbat Michael Berg really is.

D-Day
June 6th, 2004 at 2:25 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesThanks again to E.N. for sending this one. It’s an article by William Mayer – his website is PipelineNews.Org and this is a great example of how today’s treasonous Old Media would likely report the events of D-Day 60 years ago today.
You should follow the link to the original article, as Mayer also has a couple of interesting columns on islam and some frightening scenarios regarding the religion of peace.
By William A. Mayer, Editor & Publisher – PipeLineNews.org
Normandy, France – June 6, 1944
Tragic French Offensive Stalled on Beaches (Normandy, France – June 6, 1944) – Pandemonium, shock and sheer terror predominate today’s events in Europe.
In an as yet unfolding apparent fiasco, Supreme Allied Commander, Gen. Dwight David Eisenhower’s troops got a rude awakening this morning at Omaha Beach here in Normandy.
Due to insufficient planning and lack of a workable entrance strategy, soldiers of the 1st and 29th Infantry as well as Army Rangers are now bogged down and sustaining heavy casualties inflicted on them by dug-in insurgent positions located 170 feet above them on cliffs overlooking the beaches which now resemble blood soaked killing fields at the time of this mid-morning filing.
Bodies, parts of bodies, and blood are the order of the day here, the screams of the dying and the stillness of the dead mingle in testament to this terrible event.
Morale can only be described as extremely poor–in some companies all the officers have been either killed or incapacitated, leaving only poorly trained privates to fend for themselves.
Things appear to be going so poorly that Lt. General Omar Bradley has been rumored to be considering breaking off the attack entirely. As we go to press embattled U.S. president Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s spokesman has not made himself available for comment at all, fueling fires that something has gone disastrously awry.
The government at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is in a distinct lock-down mode and the Vice President’s location is presently and officially undisclosed.
Whether the second in command should have gone into hiding during such a crisis will have to be answered at some future time, but many agree it does not send a good signal.
Miles behind the beaches and adding to the chaos, U.S. Naval gunships have inflicted many friendly fire casualties, as huge high explosive projectiles rain death and destruction on unsuspecting Allied positions.
The lack of training of Naval gunners has been called into question numerous times before and today’s demonstration seems to underlie those concerns.
At Utah Beach the situation is also grim, elements of the 82nd and 101st Airborne seemed to be in disarray as they missed their primary drop zones behind the area believed to comprise the militant’s front lines. Errant paratroopers have been hung up in trees, breaking arms and legs, rendering themselves easy targets for those defending this territory.
On the beach front itself the landing area was missed, catapulting U.S. forces nearly 2,000 yards South of the intended coordinates, thus placing them that much farther away from the German insurgents and unable to direct covering fire or materially add to the operation.
Casualties at day’s end are nothing short of horrific; at least 8,000 and possibly as many as 9,000 were wounded in the haphazardly coordinated attack, which seems to have no unifying purpose or intent. Of this number at least 3,000 have been estimated as having been killed, making June 6th by far, the worst single day of the war which has dragged on now–with no exit strategy in sight–as the American economy still struggles to recover from Herbert Hoover’s depression and its 25% unemployment.
Military spending has skyrocketed the national debt into uncharted regions, lending another cause for concern. When and if the current hostilities finally end it may take generations for the huge debt to be repaid.
On the planning end of things, experts wonder privately if enough troops were committed to the initial offensive and whether at least another 100,000 troops should have been added to the force structure before such an audacious undertaking. Communication problems also have made their presence felt making that an area for further investigation by the appropriate governmental committees.
On the home front, questions and concern have been voiced. A telephone poll has shown dwindling support for the wheel-chair bound Commander In Chief, which might indicate a further erosion of support for his now three year-old global war.
Of course, the President’s precarious health has always been a question. He has just recently recovered from pneumonia and speculation persists whether or not he has sufficient stamina to properly sustain the war effort. This remains a topic of furious discussion among those questioning his competency.
Today’s costly and chaotic landing compounds the President’s already large credibility problem.
More darkly, this phase of the war, commencing less than six months before the next general election, gives some the impression that Roosevelt may be using this offensive simply as a means to secure re-election in the fall.
Underlining the less than effective Allied attack, German casualties–most of them innocent and hapless conscripts–seem not to be as severe as would be imagined. A German minister who requested anonymity stated categorically that “the aggressors were being driven back into the sea amidst heavy casualties, the German people seek no wider war.”
“The news couldn’t be better,” Adolph Hitler said when he was first informed of the D-Day assault earlier this afternoon.
“As long as they were in Britain we couldn’t get at them. Now we have them where we can destroy them.”
German minister Goebbels had been told of the Allied airborne landings at 0400 hours.
“Thank God, at last,” he said. “This is the final round.”

Bye Bye Ronnie
June 5th, 2004 at 5:20 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes
Ronald Reagan died today at his home in Southern California. He was 93 years old.
Farewell to the last great President my kids or I will ever see. Most definitely the last truly conservative President we’ll ever see.
Bye Ronnie.

Judge celebrates partial-birth abortion –
Leftists cheer more infanticide!
June 3rd, 2004 at 10:09 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes
Judge says partial-birth abortion ban infringes on right to choose.
I’m breaking a couple of my own personal rules for this one. First, I don’t link to Newsmax. The reason being, Newsmax is more like a cartoon than a news site. It’s the National Enquirer of right-wing news and the vague blending of countless ads blended in with actual news stories is irritating and somewhat discrediting. The second is that I don’t usually touch the abortion issue. It’s just one of those issues where you’re not going to change many minds – a lot of people pick a side early on and it becomes their religion.
This story is different because of the reality of partial-birth abortion. There are plenty of places online to read about the procedure – which is very rarely used to “save the life of the mother”. That’s generally a bullshit excuse for mentally ill women who change their minds late in pregnancy, and the doctors who are complicit in considering their mental health a critical “life-saving issue.” With modern medical technology, rare is the case where it’s truly a matter of the mother or the baby.
For those who argue that the baby is not a person until the fetus is “viable” – they should be joining the chorus supporting the ban, but of course they don’t. This procedure is simply infanticide. The baby is born, then simply murdered, saving the physicians the messy cleanup of the regular abortion, so they may hurry off to their golf game or Democratic political fundraiser or wherever.
This is another case of how nauseating our legal system has become, when one mentally ill judge can override the entire U.S. Congress (who I have no particular love for, by the way), Executive Branch and will of the American populace.
We can already tell that this judge has a particular dislike for children, due to the fact that she forced a bunch of middle school students to pray to allah, pretending to be muslim fanatics in a clear violation of what she would probably call the “separation of church and state.” As long as the religion is islam, the left fully supports it. As long as the religion is liberalism and the sacrament is abortion, the left rallies around it and wears it as a badge of honor.

More Viewer Mail!
June 3rd, 2004 at 9:53 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesI finally received my first hate mail. It only took two months!
It’s from someone only known as Turdley, and he makes some very interesting points – points that I will chew on like so much beef jerky, savoring the intellectual flavor and reaping the salty benefits, nourishing my psyche. Here is his e-mail, in its entirety:
I have several comments for you. Your blog thoroughly disgusts me and your lack of sympathy is, quite simply, scary.
What makes it OK for you to tongue-lash homosexuals, self-righteous one. Just because you were created to favor the opposite sex instead of hungering for the pole, doesn’t make same-sex unions wrong. “Homos”, as you prefer to call them, have no choice. I guess it is also fair for one’s genitalia to determine sexuality at birth? A penis is merely skin and can be sliced and converted into a vagina. Is transsexualism, therefore, “evil” or “perverted”? The answer is an unarguable “no.” It is as natural as the transformation of a lowly caterpillar into a magnificent butterfly.
And, welfare was created for those who cannot support themselves. They cannot help becoming pregnant. They are merely exercising their first amendment rights to procreate. And what makes this country great is that there are plenty of people willing to foot the bill for blessed families of the welfare state. No other country protects its people to the same extent. People should not have to work merely because society has imposed such an expectation on them. Let those who choose to get up before noon and earn an honest days pay spend some of their abundance on those less motivated. That is one of those factors that makes this country great. Be honest. Should one person be able to save for early retirement while another perpetually remains too pregnant to work and, therefore, unable to feed their babies. I think not and know that deep in your coal-black heart you agree.
Don’t get me started on reparations. It is simply horrible what white bread, corn-fed republicans did to those poor negro souls. How much better off they would be had we left them in the jungle with their spears and unadulterated culture. Instead, we brought them here, to a civilized society and forced them to learn a foreign language that was not comprised of clips clicks and guttural moans, but rather, involved vowels and lots of confusing consonants. And if it wasn’t bad enough that we made them pick cotton and toil in our fields in exchange for food and board, you republicans want them to work years after they were emancipated. The slavery just doesn’t end, does it? Then, when one starts to succeed, you racist right wingers want to hold the man down. Look at Jayson Williams, OJ Simpson, Michael Jackson and Mike Tyson. All they wanted to do is entertain you and when they succeed, you and the other conservatives try to make them look like criminals. Where is justice and equality? Every white person in america should be ordered to pay each african american at least $10 out of their own pockets to make up for present and past discrimination as well as help buy diapers and baby food.
Kerry will win, defeating your tax-breaking, rich favoring, first amendment rights abridging, Chimp Dubya. Then, we will see this country speedily evolve into the outwardly focused, altruistic, beacon of tolerance and compassion that it is destined to become.
Turdley
This well-reasoned e-mail does make me wonder if indeed Kerry does have a lock on the election. I’m sure many Kerry voters out there agree with you on the issues you brought to the table. Thank you for sharing your thoughts, Turdley.

Kerry shows his ass… again!
June 3rd, 2004 at 3:25 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesHere’s a great post at the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler about a recent Kerry appearance.
Apparently Kerry cares about “the children” so much that he is willing to teach them new obscenities!
Be forewarned: strong language.

Kerryopoly
June 3rd, 2004 at 2:06 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesThanks to E.N. for sending this link:
At last someone over at GOP headquarters is doing something other than bending over for Senate Dumb-o-crats.

Bye Bye George Tenet
June 3rd, 2004 at 10:47 am by Preston Taylor HolmesWell, at least one of the Clintonistas is out of office.
FBI Director George Tenet resigns.
I always found it disturbing that President Junior never booted out any of the Clintonistas when he took office. I guess that was part of his new, limp-wristed political “tone”. Well, we now see where that got us. At least this guy is gone. One down, way too many to go.

Hey Homos! Come to Philly!
June 3rd, 2004 at 9:29 am by Preston Taylor HolmesI realize I shouldn’t use an insensitive term like “homo” but it really has a nice ring when used by a chamber of commerce or advertising firm.
In today’s society, it has become paramount (at least to the gay & lesbian lobby and mainstream media) that everything in everyday life be centered around sexual preferences and activities. In fact, this has become so much so that Philadelphia is reaching out to queers (is that politically incorrect or do they like it? I’m so unclear on what words I’m allowed to use these days) via new television ads, beckoning them to come to Philadelphia and spend their hard-earned gay travel dollars. Gay money is as good as any, I guess. Speaking of that, perhaps we’ll start seeing rainbow $20 bills popping up to help us better identify the gay dollar. But I digress.
In this new spirit of advertising, I thought I’d let folks in on some other cities and which sexual activities they are particularly “friendly” to…
Do you love heterosexual oral sex? Come to Milwaukee! Are you into regular missionary-style intercourse (with a side-dish of shame)? Salt Lake City is for you! Doggie-Style? Visit Buffalo! Into S&M? Come to New Orleans for some S&M Gumbo! Are you really into back-door lovin’? Boise is your vacaction destination!
Oh, I could go on, but I’ll spare you. I should probably get back to work anyway.

Have we exported THIS much of our culture to Japan?
June 2nd, 2004 at 8:40 am by Preston Taylor HolmesIf this story weren’t so disturbing, I would take some sarcastic shots at it. For example, “American Gun-Control Zealots Horrified at Lack of Gun in Elementary School Murder,” or “Britney vs. Christina: Girl Brutally Murdered over which American Singer is Prettiest.”
It’s nice to know that ours isn’t the only country swirling around the societal toilet bowl. I guess we really are exporting SOMETHING to Japan in return for all those automobiles and consumer electronics.

Post Traumatic Jackass Disorder
June 1st, 2004 at 9:17 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesApparently this lawyer has a big heaping helping of it.
It’s finally happened. Someone has parlayed the premise behind “reparations” into a criminal defense. It’s called “post traumatic slave syndrome” and it was developed by a pants-shitting socialist professor-type at the Portland State University Graduate School of Social Work. (Stunning credentials there!)
Attorney Randall Vogt is so desperate that he’s trying to use the imaginary syndrome to get his child-beating client off the hook for murdering his 2-year-old son.
Bynum told police he hit his son with a watch strap during potty-training. He said the day before the boy died, he was playing “helicopter,” swinging his son around the room, when the boy hit his head on a table.
The aforementioned professor-type describes the syndrome:
Because African Americans as a class never got a chance to heal and today still face racism, oppression and societal inequality, they suffer from multigenerational trauma, says DeGruy-Leary, who is African American. Self-destructive, violent or aggressive behavior often results, she says.
Attorney Vogt describes the situation further:
This is the kind of ill-logic you would expect from the left coast, but I’ve learned not to dismiss this kind of absurdity. It was just a few short years ago that I was laughing at the idea of “gay marriage.” Now it’s practically legal. (I don’t include Massachusetts as part of the United States…)
It was about the same time I was laughing at the idea of slavery reparations. I thought we were already taking care of that with the re-distribution of wealth from the “winners of life’s lottery” to the downtrodden. Unfortunately, it turns out that too many toothless crackers are getting a share of the income re-distribution and that doesn’t sit well with the reparationists.
I would laugh at this new syndrome as well, but I have a sick feeling that this will actually turn up in more and more cases over the next decade until it’s considered a legitimate medical/psychological condition. The bottom line still is – as it has been since the dawn of time – if you tell a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
This attorney’s desperation may, in fact, snowball into the further demolition of our already ludicrous criminal justice system. I hope I’m wrong, but I don’t think so.
Read the whole story to get the full depth of the idiocy behind the “syndrome” – and how these types of beatings are not only common but also accepted in black families, according to the author of the syndrome.
Thanks to Say Anything for posting the original story and to the wily Canuck for sending it my way.











