Origami peace birds spark rioting
December 6th, 2004 at 10:36 am by Preston Taylor Holmes(via Rusty)
Violence erupts in Thailand after airdrop of paper “peace birds”.
Police said a bomb exploded at an intersection near a market in the southern province of Narathiwat on Monday morning, injuring at least one soldier.
Overnight, the home of a teacher in the same province, one of three near the Malaysian border plagued by violence, was burned to the ground. In neighboring Yala, a school building was slightly damaged by fire, although nobody was injured, officials said.
On Sunday, while a fleet of around 50 Thai Air Force planes “bombed” the largely Muslim region with paper birds as a symbol of peace, two gunmen shot dead a former prosecutor at Pattani province, police said.
The bird campaign, launched by Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra weeks ahead of a general election, caught the imagination of the predominantly Buddhist country, even in Bangkok where sympathy for the Malay-speaking south is limited.
Everyone from cabinet ministers to cab drivers huddled in groups to fold birds — they were meant to be doves, a symbol of peace, but most turned out to look more like cranes — after Thaksin called on all 63 million Thais to make one.
Probably the biggest origami airdrop in history was meant to sow peace, harmony and goodwill in the region, where an insurgency began in January with a raid on an army camp in which 300 assault rifles were stolen.
Everyone knows you don’t drop peace birds on muslims! That only makes them more angry. Just like when Sherriff Bart tried to take his six-shooter to confront Mongo.
What they should have done was drop copies of Murray Head’s One Night in Bangkok on vinyl, since cassette technology is still probably a few years away for southern Thailand.
UPDATE:
I really thought the combination of a Murray Head/Blazing Saddles reference would get at least some pop. You people are hard to please.









