Some Christmas gifts
December 15th, 2004 at 7:48 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesSince all ya’ll bitches have been so nice about my redesign, I’m providing you with a Christmas recipe. It’s a Holmes family tradition – usually reserved for Christmas morning, but good throughout the season.
2 good sized shots of Jack Daniels – Jack Black does just fine
About 6 oz of 2% milk
2 or 3 tablespoons of powdered sugar
nutmeg
Instructions
Fill handy booze shaker with ice
Throw in the bourbon (carefully, don’t throw)
Pour in your milk
Toss in 2 or 3 tablespoons of powdered sugar
Shake the hell out of it
Pour it in a festive holiday drink glass filled with ice
Sprinkle a little bit of nutmeg on top
Drink quickly and immediately make another
As a bonus, Jeff from Attila and the Huns (not to be confused with Little Miss Attlila) sent me a link to their Ramahanakwanzmas theme song at their band’s website.
They even got it played on the Glenn Beck show, so go and download it and share it royalty free! At least, I don’t think they’ll mind.
December 15th, 2004 at 9:12 pm
Now that sounds like a Christmas morning drink I could use. Imagine putting the kids toys together after a few of those. “But Grandpa, are you sure the bike is suppossed to look like that?” “Doh! yeah kid, don’t you want to be the first kid on the block with one like this?”
December 15th, 2004 at 9:23 pm
Not sure if I like the design…
December 15th, 2004 at 10:09 pm
Who you calling a bitch…punk.
December 15th, 2004 at 10:13 pm
So, I bring you Christmas gifts and all I hear are insults?
Dean, you really should try it. It’s a delightful drink.
Chase, you’ll get used to it, I promise.
Jeremy, don’t make me come over there.
FYI, I’ve gotten the November archives cleaned up, now I’m moving on to October. This is some tedious stuff.
December 15th, 2004 at 10:19 pm
33% of me will always be your 43%’s bitch, sweetass.
hehehehehehehe
Gawd, I need a real hobby
December 15th, 2004 at 10:24 pm
That’s 14.19% Now who needs a hobby?
December 15th, 2004 at 10:49 pm
Sickos.
December 16th, 2004 at 12:30 am
Sick
But entertaining
December 16th, 2004 at 2:42 am
Christmas milk! I’ll give it a shot (heh!) – but I’ll bet it doesn’t beat brandied eggnog!
December 16th, 2004 at 8:14 am
It beats the living hell out of brandied egg nog. That sounds like one of those fancy blue state drinks.
Down south we drink whiskey and mix it up with whatever’s layin’ around the kitchen.
December 16th, 2004 at 10:25 am
Considering beer thirty starts after I regurgitate all my tax knowledge…I think I will be up for some of this. Too bad there isn’t a 1/2 naked man here to make it for me. I’m not too big on “do it yourself”