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Suicidal Kerry voter holed-up in Crystal Cathedral

December 17th, 2004 at 8:26 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

A suicidal gunman is being hunted by SWAT team members in Dr. Robert Schuller’s mammoth Crystal Cathedral in Orange County, California.

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) — Police SWAT teams late Thursday were searching through the Crystal Cathedral complex, looking for a church employee who earlier in the day fired shots in the architecturally striking Orange County facility founded by televangelist Dr. Robert Schuller, a police spokesman said.

According to Lt. Paul Prince at the Garden Grove Police Department, there is a “catacomb of offices” in the building and the SWAT team is searching them one by one. The suspect is believed to be in one of the offices.

Prince said the situation remains “fluid.” Police had been talking with the man — who appears to be despondent and has threatened suicide — by phone, but have since lost contact.

While there has been no proof that the former Cathedral employee’s despair is due to President Junior’s landslide re-election, there is also no proof to the contrary.

On a side note, Dr. Schuller’s televison ministry is changing the title of it’s weekly broadcast from “Hour of Power” to “Dr. Sinister’s Firepower Hour and Cavalcade of Salvation presented by Smith & Wesson”.

UPDATE:

Apparently, the disgruntled Kerry supporter offed himself in a cathedral bathroom. Just more blood on your hands, Vast Right Wing Conspiracy! Selected not elected!

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2 Responses to “Suicidal Kerry voter holed-up in Crystal Cathedral”

Gordon Says:
December 17th, 2004 at 9:53 am
â€œDr. Sinisterâ€™s Firepower Hour and Cavalcade of Salvation presented by Smith & Wesson”.

Hilarious!

You see the culture of Hate in action? The bigoted, intolerant Left inflames acts of violence. What’s next Christophobia?
Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
December 17th, 2004 at 11:10 am
Christophobia? Surely not, Cranky.

If California had gun control, all the crystal in the cathedral wouldn’t have gotten all shot up.

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