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Too many cracker-ass crackers all up in here!

January 5th, 2005 at 9:02 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Sherriff Bart takes over in Clayton County, Georgia and kicks out whitey.

JONESBORO, Ga., Jan. 4 (AP) – On his first day at work, the new sheriff of Clayton County called 27 employees into his office on Monday, fired them and had snipers stand guard on the roof as they were escorted out the door.

A judge on Tuesday ordered him to rehire the employees.

Why did they get the sack? Because Sherriff Hill wanted to get back at all those cracker-ass crackers.

Sheriff Hill was among a spate of black candidates elected last year in the county, which was once dominated by rural whites. The fired employees included four of the highest-ranking officers, all of them white. Sheriff Hill told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution that their replacements would be black.

Sheriff Hill’s move provoked an angry reaction from the newly elected chairman of the county commission, Eldrin Bell, who is black. He called the move illegal and filed for the restraining order granted by the judge, Stephen Boswell.

Judge Boswell granted a 30-day restraining order, halting the firings, and wrote that it appeared that “employees of the sheriff were terminated without cause” and in violation of the county’s civil service rules.

Sheriff Hill disagreed.

“A lot of people are under the impression that the sheriff’s office is under civil service laws,” he said. “But my research shows the employees work at the pleasure of the sheriff.”

Ooooh… gross. At the pleasure of the Sherriff? No telling what that might mean in the mad, mad world of Sherriff Hill.


6 Responses to “Too many cracker-ass crackers all up in here!”

  1. Wittysexkitten Says:

    You seem to be all about local flair news today Preston. I thought you understood country folk-living in Tennessee and all. Any of these people your cousins? :grin:

  2. Eric Says:

    If anyone knows about close cousins, it’s wittyslutkitten.

  3. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Oooh! Fight! I love it when people duke it out in my comments.

  4. Wittysexkitten Says:

    Welll shee-et, de-ed y-ew knoow tha-at we err related too Eric?

    We missed ya at the Christmas orgy!

  5. Wittysexkitten Says:

    And Preston are you going to be a man and take sides here or do I have to get naked again?

  6. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    I’ll take Eric’s side when I’m speaking with him, and yours when I’m speaking with you. That’s why my mouth has two sides.

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