Literal crybabies!

January 7th, 2005 at 12:55 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Another delightful side-effect of the Kerry defeat…

Barbara Boxer in tears! Excellent!

(via Drudge)

UPDATE:

Thanks to some keen commenters, this is turning into a “why is Babs crying?” contest. And I like it. So pitch in your own suggestions: WHY IS BABS CRYING?

Also, Barbara Boxer appears on this very special episode of Beautiful Atrocities, explaining away her tears…

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12 Responses to “Literal crybabies!”

1. the Pirate Says:
   January 7th, 2005 at 1:13 pm

   She’s crying because she realized how friggin stupid she is.

2. Insighter Says:
   January 7th, 2005 at 3:24 pm

   Shes crying because someone turned the light on and she was facing a mirror.

3. the Pirate Says:
   January 7th, 2005 at 3:38 pm

   Because she missed out on the “I AM SO SUPRISED LOOK” plastic surgery that Pelosi got.

   But then why does Pelosi look so suprised? Cause she’s amazed anyone soo dumb could make it soo far in life.

   Oh my state is wonderful…

4. Katie Says:
   January 7th, 2005 at 3:38 pm

   Gosh I hope that dark (read: hooker-like) eyeliner is waterproof…

5. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   January 7th, 2005 at 4:50 pm

   I think she’s crying because she just heard from the ghost of her pet dog Chauncey, who perished in a fire when she was only 7.

   Chauncey barked “why did you burn me?”

   That’s enough to make even the strongest, most empowered, Marxist bitch burst into tears.

6. The Incompetent Troll Says:
   January 7th, 2005 at 5:51 pm

   She weeps for humanity. And all the little creatures in the forest, who are going to DIE because of policies of this admunis admani admonis uhhh President.

7. Rae Says:
   January 8th, 2005 at 3:21 am

   This is so OT, but I didn’t realize you lived in TN, PTH.

8. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   January 8th, 2005 at 8:29 am

   That’s right Rae, the longest and pointiest state in the union.

9. Stacy Says:
   January 8th, 2005 at 11:24 am

   Good Lord, that woman has aged since I left California.

10. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
    January 8th, 2005 at 8:50 pm

    You think her face looks bad? You should see her soul.

11. Alex Says:
    January 10th, 2005 at 3:39 am

    I think it’s ’cause she wants to emulate her mentor, Pat Schroeder. If only she would continue by giving up her seat to run for President, then droping out of the race and public view, we’d all be grateful.

12. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
    January 10th, 2005 at 8:22 am

    Ooooo! Pat Schroeder – there’s a name I haven’t heard in a while. She used to cry on a daily basis in the Senate, didn’t she!?!

    Good call!