Why is water mad at us?
January 14th, 2005 at 12:48 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes
Why is water mad at us? We didn’t do anything to it. First came the tsunami, now water is so mad it’s going to knock down a dam in California and flood more people out.
Whatever you’re mad about water, I’m sorry. I’m speaking for everyone – we’re all very sorry. Please stop.
UPDATE:
Frozen water is mad too. I’m sorry, frozen water!
January 14th, 2005 at 12:57 pm
Yeah, what he said and thanks for saying it.
January 14th, 2005 at 3:51 pm
Look at the life of water:
Ripped from your home.
Attacked with chemicals to ‘clean you.’
Ran through restrictive pipes.
Swallowed Alive.
Flushed down the toliet.
Attacked with more chemicals.
Then dumped out at the earliest convience away from your home.
Wouldn’t you be a little mad?
January 14th, 2005 at 4:07 pm
You know, Pirate, you make a good point. We are very abusive toward it. Perhaps it has good reason.
January 14th, 2005 at 4:10 pm
It’s America’s fault that water is mad at us.
January 15th, 2005 at 2:47 pm
I blame PTH. I think he pisses in the shower. Maybe the ocean. I think water doesn’t appreciate that.
January 15th, 2005 at 6:34 pm
In its gaseous state water is both stealthy and malicious. Like when it suddenly condenses on the inside of my windshield when I’m pulling out of the driveway on garbage pickup day. But I don’t know whether it’s mad at me or my trashcans.
January 15th, 2005 at 9:12 pm
WSK, I’ve done all those things, but I was hoping water had forgotten about them.
Gail, it’s the trashcans. Water would prefer it if you did not add your junk to the already over-stuffed landfills. Start a landfill in your backyard.