Terrorists finally see Team America: World Police

February 1st, 2005 at 3:47 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

The Jawa Report and Wizbang both called this “hostage” photo a HOAX from the start, and now it turns out it’s a damn toy.

Are these goat-rapists this desperate and stupid, or is this some kind of twisted sense of humor? I am glad, however, that they didn’t capture this American hero:

H/T Mrs. Holmes

UPDATE:

This breaking story has inspired yet another one of Ace’s famous Top-Ten Lists. A sample:

2. “Deliver Donald Rumsfeld to us as a war criminal for trial or we will take our collection of Muppets and pose them in the most insidiously-sexual of manners; do not trifle with us, unless you want to see Rolf giving head to Gonzo”

UPDATE 2:

Jeff Quinton is on the case (as usual) with an excellent timeline of events and resources – both blog and non-blog.

Also – GOP and the City just made me burst out laughing.

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9 Responses to “Terrorists finally see Team America: World Police”

1. Hector Vex Says:
   February 1st, 2005 at 3:52 pm

   
   

   
   

   
   Somebody call the Secret Service! We need to keep Barbie safe on her USO tour…

2. Backcountry Conservative Says:
   February 1st, 2005 at 4:19 pm

   Website claiming GI capture appears to be hoax
   AP Iraqi militants claimed in a Web statement Tuesday to have taken an American soldier hostage and threatened to behead him in 72 hours unless the Americans release Iraqi prisoners. The posting, on a Web site that frequently carried militants’…

3. GOP and the City Says:
   February 1st, 2005 at 4:26 pm

   Now, hear our demands!
   Iraqi militants have threatened to behead, what appears to be a toy soldier, if American troops do not release all Iraqi prisoners within 72 hours.

4. The Jawa Report Says:
   February 1st, 2005 at 5:04 pm

   Terrorists Threaten to Behead US Soldier John Adam (Update: HOAX!!)
   We will post video as soon as it becomes available. Reuters:A little-known Iraqi insurgent group said on Tuesday it was holding a U.S. soldier and threatened to kill him within 72 hours if Iraqi prisoners were not released, according to…

5. basil's blog Says:
   February 1st, 2005 at 7:08 pm

   Tuesday Night Special: GI Joe
   For your evening dining pleasure, we offer you to choose from one of these specialties: La Shawn Barber gives us the background.. ScrappleFace reports a daring rescue. Confederate Yankee has an update on Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Right Wing Duck reports

6. Vince Aut Morire Says:
   February 1st, 2005 at 8:04 pm

   More Exclusive Pictures From Terrorists
   After hearing about the fate of the kidnapped soldier in Iraq, I dug deep into the world of Islamofascist websites and found these horrible pictures of terroristic depravity: A U.S. CH-60 Chinook shot down by the 1920 Revolution’s Brigade A

7. ISOU Says:
   February 1st, 2005 at 10:29 pm

   Holy Shit, they’ve Captured GI Joe!
   This is obviously an attempt by Right Wing Reactionaries to win the support of the weak stomached American People! Long Live the Revolution! Long live my Muslim Brothers in their Struggle Against American Imperialism! COBRA! Cobra Commander On Hearing…

8. Myopic Zeal Says:
   February 2nd, 2005 at 6:37 am

   GI Joe Hostage Roundup
   I would be remiss not to at least mention this story. Everyone else has blogged about it, and since I don’t really have anything interesting to add, I’ll point you to some of those other sites if you’re looking for more reading and pictures.

   Wiz…

9. American Warmonger Says:
   February 3rd, 2005 at 1:39 am

   How to be a terrorist
   Come! Gather ’round all my infidel bretheren! I must speak to you of a grand opportunity! You to can become a terrorist hostage taker. Yes, that’s right! You can become an infidel hating terrorist and make demands upon random countries by holding hos…