Raisin’ up ignunt asses.
Lessons in parenting by Beverly Fisher.
If your child refuses to roll joints for you, please follow these disciplinary steps:
- Step 1: Verbal scolding. If this fails, move to the next step.
- Step 2: Time out. The child can use his time in “time out” to roll your joints. If that fails, move to the next step.
- Step 3: Whipping with an extension cord. If this fails, move to the next step.
- Step 4: Pelt your child with beer cans - but remember which ones you threw, because they could really fizz out if you don’t give them time to settle back down.
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Lessons In Child Rearing, Too
Everybody’s favorite curmudgeon, Preston at Six Meat Buffet, has a nominee for Mother Of The Year.
Trackback by Vince Aut Morire — Friday, February 11, 2005 11:56 am | permalink
Parents of the Year or Devil Spawn?
Preston has got his nominee for parent of the year, as does Eric at Vince aut Morire with this beauty. Well, I’ve got you both beat with these two losers from right here in Tampa Bay.
Trackback by Hector Vex's Infotainment — Friday, February 11, 2005 12:56 pm | permalink
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