Lessons in Child-Rearing
February 11th, 2005 at 9:37 am by Preston Taylor Holmes
Raisin’ up ignunt asses.
Lessons in parenting by Beverly Fisher.
If your child refuses to roll joints for you, please follow these disciplinary steps:
- Step 1: Verbal scolding. If this fails, move to the next step.
- Step 2: Time out. The child can use his time in “time out” to roll your joints. If that fails, move to the next step.
- Step 3: Whipping with an extension cord. If this fails, move to the next step.
- Step 4: Pelt your child with beer cans – but remember which ones you threw, because they could really fizz out if you don’t give them time to settle back down.
February 11th, 2005 at 11:56 am
Lessons In Child Rearing, Too
Everybody’s favorite curmudgeon, Preston at Six Meat Buffet, has a nominee for Mother Of The Year.
February 11th, 2005 at 12:30 pm
Well, you ARE a grouch, but in a good way. Using big words like “curmudgeon” makes me look alot smarter than I really am.
February 11th, 2005 at 12:36 pm
Wow. She’s a winner. How come some lucky man hasn’t scooped her up by now?
February 11th, 2005 at 12:54 pm
Dammit Vex, I need a drink spew warning for comments like that.
February 11th, 2005 at 12:56 pm
Parents of the Year or Devil Spawn?
Preston has got his nominee for parent of the year, as does Eric at Vince aut Morire with this beauty. Well, I’ve got you both beat with these two losers from right here in Tampa Bay.
February 11th, 2005 at 1:03 pm
She’s further proof that you CAN get pregnant sucking dick for crack.
February 11th, 2005 at 6:00 pm
What no car antenna or hair brush spankings? Kids are just spoiled rotten these days. Yes, sir spoiled rotten.
February 12th, 2005 at 11:13 pm