Mom made up tossed baby story
February 11th, 2005 at 3:52 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes
You may have heard the story earlier today about the good samaritan who witnessed a couple allegedly throw a 1-hour old baby out the window of a moving car near Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.
I’m glad to say that the story now has a happy ending.
The woman, who kept her pregnancy a secret from her family and others, had planned to take the baby to authorities, Broward County Sheriff Ken Jenne said. She then built her story after seeing two people argue inside their car, he said; the baby was never thrown.
“It’s not as horrible as we first thought,” Jenne said. “The baby was never thrown out of a moving car. This is the case of a disturbed woman who gave birth and did not want to keep her child.”
The woman gave birth Thursday afternoon, and an hour later dropped him off at a Broward sheriff’s substation, telling authorities her tale of seeing the boy tossed out of the car, Jenne said.
The 38-year-old woman has not been charged.
“She has indicated that she does not want the child,” Jenne said.
This is a happy ending on two fronts: First, the baby was never actually thrown from a vehicle or anywhere else; and second, the woman, though disturbed, brought the baby to authorities. Even bringing the baby in under pretense is a good outcome for the baby. She could have just as easily thrown the baby out an apartment window and let it die in the alley.
I’m also glad to know that this mythical baby-throwing couple doesn’t exist, as that’s two more people I don’t have to wish a painful death upon.
Now we have to hope that the baby boy doesn’t get lost in the bureaucratic shuffle of the horrific Florida Department of Child Services. (Thanks, Hector)
February 11th, 2005 at 4:30 pm
Don’t thank me, thank my troll. (Although the Sarasota Herald Tribune is the paper in my hood.) I wasn’t even going to mention that story. I didn’t buy it for a freakin’ second. You ever throw a kitten off an overpass? Does it bounce? Hell no. You think a newborn would survive a toss from a moving vehicle? Unless someone made a Randy Moss diving catch – hell no. That would be baby pattaaay.
February 11th, 2005 at 4:33 pm
Sick
UPDATE ON THE UPDATE:
Not only has the mother been found, the story has a twist:
February 13th, 2005 at 1:16 am
You can’t get good help these days!
Just look at this shit Preston posted!
Mom mizzle up tossed baby story
February 13th, 2005 at 1:20 am
Thanks fo’ blingin’ me out while I attended ta Rizzy Lifeâ„¢! I owe you one ‘n shit!