Sudden White Trash Illness

February 16th, 2005 at 12:00 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

White trash (alleged) pedophile Michael Jackson comes down with sudden illness on the way to his star-studded child-molestation trial.

Neither Corey Feldman, Corey Haim nor Corey Hart could be reached for comment.

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4 Responses to “Sudden White Trash Illness”

1. Nixon1971 Says:
   February 16th, 2005 at 12:44 pm

   
   And, I heard on the radio today, he’s on the same wing as Pediatrics.
   

2. Hector Vex's Infotainment Says:
   February 16th, 2005 at 1:13 pm

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3. Spear Shaker Says:
   February 16th, 2005 at 3:17 pm

   . . . I wonder if Doody-head and Blowhole will be visiting.

4. katie Says:
   February 16th, 2005 at 6:12 pm

   Wow, I only just now figured out that he’s trying to grow a mustache of sorts…
   Here I thought it was some sort of skin graft judging from other photos…