This should be fun
February 20th, 2005 at 6:21 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes(via Drudge)
Hollywood elites prepare to receive annoying phone calls from red-state backwoods fly-over country hayseeds.
The FBI has opened an investigation into the hack, a government source said.
Sounds like a national security issue to me.
“I gave her my number after we met in Miami, I did not know she f**king kept it on her cellphone!” the star explained.
Also splashed in the hack, Paris Hilton’s private notes, listed by date.
From Hollywood to Vegas to New York — and back, Paris Hilton’s notes, road directions, hotel and airline preferences are exposed.
Alert Homeland Security! Paris Hilton’s safety is at stake! Ay caramba! We can’t afford to lose such a rare talent – what that talent is, besides fellatio, I’m still not quite sure.
If I didn’t feel sick as a dog, I’d take the “Paris Hilton Hacked Mobile Phone Notes” theme and run with it, but I feel like shit. I’m sure some other enterprising blogger will see the opportunity and take advantage.
February 20th, 2005 at 7:51 pm
Paris Hilton’s Phone
I saw the article about a bunch of Hollyweirdos’ telephone numbers being made public. Drudge had the story focusing on Paris Hilton. Private telephone numbers of celebrities have been unleashed on the Internet after an apparent hacking into Paris Hilt…