White Trash Wood

February 23rd, 2005 at 9:14 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

This hand-crafted hunk of tree love was specially carved for Presidential election loser Al Gore. Rumor has it that his love for trees finally overwhelmed him to the point that he was driven to consummate his relationship with nature. This is how he did it.

Other lowlights from this week’s trailer park extravaganza:

• Beth and Dan work their current obsessions into White Trash Wednesday.
• Cranky attacks one of my childhood heroes, who, in my opinion is anything but White Trashy. His kid, Robbie, that’s another story.
• Vince brings us the White Trash Mumia Abu Jamal.
• Pile On pays tribute to Catherine Bach – where the hell he found the Daisy Duke/Ace Frehley pic I’ll never know.
• Jawa Hut: Space Incest.
• Dangerous Logic: White trash advertising.
• The lovely Sadie discovers more of Paris Hilton’s phone pix.
• Hector has the quote of the day: “She might be kin, but she’s good to go”.
• Merri cooks up hot dog fried rice.
• Zeke teaches the uninformed about the South.
• Toner Mishap brings us tales from the blue(grass) state.
• Cry Freedom lists five white trash things he’s done and you probably haven’t.
• Beautiful Atrocities & Llamabutchers are uninspired this WTW. Funny, so was I, really.

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13 Responses to “White Trash Wood”

1. Macktastick Rusty Wicked Says:
   February 23rd, 2005 at 10:12 pm

   Is that JEFF GANNON???

2. Merri Says:
   February 23rd, 2005 at 10:22 pm

   I have nothing else to say but “wow.” Where do you find this stuff?!?!?!

3. sadie Says:
   February 23rd, 2005 at 10:38 pm

   I hear ya Preston, as I was uninspired too today. They musta put roofies in our moonshine.

4. Junebugg Says:
   February 24th, 2005 at 12:55 am

   WOW! Paul Bunyon!!

5. Hector Vex Says:
   February 24th, 2005 at 7:48 am

   “Now I just gotta find me a woman who can swallow a Volkswagon…”

6. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   February 24th, 2005 at 8:14 am

   Oh, they’re out there, Vex, they’re out there.

7. The Political Teen Says:
   February 24th, 2005 at 11:17 am

   Got Wood?
   From Six Meet Buffet’s White Trash Wednesdays:…

8. Stacy Says:
   February 24th, 2005 at 11:31 am

   Ironic that you have a picture of a handcrafted wood penis right above the photo of Donald Trump.

9. Raven Says:
   February 24th, 2005 at 1:45 pm

   Wow.

10. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 1:54 pm

    I’m getting a lot of WOWs from the ladies. What if that guy is just a miniature lumberjack? Not so impressive then, eh?

11. Raven Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 3:27 pm

    LOL. Preston, I sent a lesbian lady troll over to see you ok? Hopefully she won’t razz you too much about THAT WOW thing.:mrgreen:

12. Jeremy Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 6:35 pm

    You know what they say about lumberjacks with big logs…

    Or..wait…oh nevermind.

13. katie Says:
    February 24th, 2005 at 7:16 pm

    Hmm…all I can think is…