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Chris Rock lets Hollywood’s guard down

February 28th, 2005 at 9:09 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

I had promised myself that I wouldn’t do any type of Oscar-blogging whatsoever, but I just heard this quote from Chris Rock’s BET-style comedy jam last night and had to share it.

“Bush did some things you could never get away with at your job, man. … Just imagine you worked at the Gap. You’re $70 trillion behind on your register and then you start a war with Banana Republic ’cause you say they got toxic tank tops over there. You have the war, people are dying, a thousand Gap employees are dead, bleeding all over the khakis, you finally take over Banana Republic, and you find out they never made tank tops in the first place.”

There’s no doubt that this was yet another shot at our troops from the big-hearted patriots in the entertainment industry. We have men and women right now fighting a global war against radical islam and Rock is stupid enough to drop the facade and let us all know how Hollywood really feels about the troops’ sacrifices.

Always keep in mind, when leftists say they “support the troops but not the war,” you can rest assured that, when in like-minded company, they’re celebrating our losses. Thank God they’re in the vast minority.

UPDATE:

Protein Wisdom has more. And it’s much funnier.

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5 Responses to “Chris Rock lets Hollywood’s guard down”

Hector Vex Says:
February 28th, 2005 at 10:43 am
Yeah, I like the part where he contradicted himself, “I’m not going to bash Bush..” then goes on with that tirade. Ok Rock. I buy it. It’s that scientology crap. That’s what the problem is out there is hollywood.

And plus, doesn’t the GAP own Banana Republic? Like we OWN Iraq now. Get er done!
katie Says:
February 28th, 2005 at 6:25 pm
Yeah…that is the DUMBest argument ever. Hector’s right. They are the same parent company. You need to pit Gap or Banana against some itty bitty boutique that has already been in a war with another itty bitty boutique that Gap or Banana saved from financial ruin before… Or maybe have Old Navy jump in to save the day and complain about people bleeding all over polar fleeces and board shorts. Sheesh. Or maybe you’d realize that it’s NOT the same THING!
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith Says:
February 28th, 2005 at 7:13 pm
Chris Rock is actually an interesting hollywood type… he has some conservative ideals, apparently…

http://sixhertz.blogspot.com/2005/02/fri-dee.html

would’ve linked to the actual article itself rather than my own damn post but i’m all kinds of lazy right now… and i’m still thinking about the gorilla and the boobs
Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
February 28th, 2005 at 8:34 pm
I understand, JJ. I knew that about Chris Rock – Bring the Pain is one of my favorite comedy shows ever and I’ve always had a pretty good opinion of Rock. However, it seems like, in this case, he was either using material written for him that they thought the audience would want to hear or he’s just a complete idiot. I’ll check out your post though.
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith Says:
March 1st, 2005 at 12:48 pm
Tell you the truth, that was the first i’d ever heard of non-liberal bile spewing forth from his hollywood mouth. But I’ll check out some more Chris Rock when i get the chance… i have some of his mp3s, most notably No Sex in the Champagne Room

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