Say it ain’t so

March 4th, 2005 at 11:15 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

I think this pretty much spells the end of Six Meat Buffet’s coverage of inappropriate teacher/student relations.*

*I would express outrage at this particular child-molestation case because of the hideousness of the accused, but that would be inconsistent now, wouldn’t it?

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13 Responses to “Say it ain’t so”

1. SoS King Says:
   March 4th, 2005 at 11:18 am

   Yuck,

2. Hector Vex Says:
   March 4th, 2005 at 12:04 pm

   Now THAT is a level of desparation I don’t think any of us has ever reached.

   She’s like a bag of shit wrapped in a barf tortilla with a facial impression taken from silly putty removed from Roseanne Barr’s midsection. Ugh.

3. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   March 4th, 2005 at 12:35 pm

   LOL, Vex. You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.

   And by the way, this is how I remember my Jr. High P.E. teacher looking.

4. Eric Says:
   March 4th, 2005 at 1:14 pm

   Now THAT looks like AOL customer support.

5. Eric Says:
   March 4th, 2005 at 1:17 pm

   And another thing, in addition to being uglier than a bagful of assholes, it looks like someone set fire to her face and put it out with an ice pick.

6. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   March 4th, 2005 at 1:29 pm

   Now, now, now aren’t we getting a little nasty? She could be a very nice person – except for that little molestation thingy.

7. Roboto Says:
   March 4th, 2005 at 1:39 pm

   Do you have any nood photos of her?

8. Raven Says:
   March 4th, 2005 at 6:11 pm

   I cannot understand the attraction her students had with her. They could have at least picked a better looking teacher. Ick.

9. Pile On® Says:
   March 4th, 2005 at 6:34 pm

   Damn, this blows a little theory I had all to hell. Up until this point they just kept getting better looking, at the Institute we had predicted that by the year 2017 all public school teachers would be Penthouse Pets.

10. Diggers Realm Says:
    March 6th, 2005 at 3:41 pm

    Teacher Toni Lynn Woods Accused Of Molesting 5 Students
    Toni Lynn Woods, 37, a middle school teacher in West Virginia was arrested and faces eight counts of sexual assault on five of her students. WOWK State Police said several students reported they had been treated or touched inappropriately….

11. Deliverance Says:
    March 7th, 2005 at 10:36 am

    SIX MEAT BUFFETT UPDATE
    Preston at Six Meat Buffet has the latest scoop on inappropriate teacher/student relationships.

12. William Says:
    March 9th, 2005 at 8:01 pm

    What difference does it make whether the woman is attractive or not? By the way, was it boys or girls she supposedly had sex with?

13. whitney Says:
    March 24th, 2005 at 12:14 pm

    :shock: it was boys but how sick is that