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The Pot/Kettle Lecture Series

March 4th, 2005 at 1:25 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

The keynote lecture in this new educational series will be presented by the Communist Chinese. The title of this first lecture is “Learning How to Treat Your Country’s Minorities” and provides a lesson for rogue countries – particularly the United States’ current totalitarian regime. A sample:

BEIJING – China issued a tit-for-tat report card Thursday on human rights in the United States that lambasted the Pentagon for “wanton slaughters” abroad, belittled American elections as awash in special-interest cash and accused U.S. courts of deep-seated racial bias.

The Chinese government report, which portrayed the United States as gun-crazed and unfair to minorities, came three days after the State Department released its annual report on human rights abuses in countries around the world, including China.

It marked the sixth straight year that China has countered the American report with one of its own, but this year’s was particularly noteworthy because it condemned the United States for abuses by American soldiers at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq.

The lecture is highlighted by a demonstration cementing the moral equivalence between panties-on-the-head nude pyramids and the mass imprisonment and slaughter of pro-democracy citizens.

Other upcoming lectures in the Pot/Kettle Educational Series:

Charlie Sheen presents Making Marraige Work – the Four Fs of Faithfulness.

Michael Moore presents Eye on Fitness: How to Get Your Body in Shape – and Keep it There!

Michael Newdow presents Understanding God, Learning to Tolerate a Higher Power.

Madonna presents Chastity, It Takes Guts to Remain a Virgin: Standing up to Peer Pressure for Teens.


6 Responses to “The Pot/Kettle Lecture Series”

  1. Dean Berry -- REAL American Says:


    You say gun ownership is necessary to a free society. Then why is America no longer a free society?

    The 2nd Amendment is now moot. It was given to us by our forefathers so we could defend against a military takeover. That military takeover is on the verge of happening, and you aren’t even alarmed about it. In fact, you welcome it.

    Why? Because it’s been a far right takeover, and you’re far right. You would only break out the rifles and resist by force if it was a left wing takeover. Which will never happen now because the far right beat them to the punch.

    You’re like the average German was 70 years ago. You’re so cowardly and acquiescent that you rubber-stamp everything the far right has done the last thirty years.

    America will continue to exist after martial law has been declared. America will still exist after an armed insurrection has been fought and won. But it won’t be the same America. It will be more like the Second American Republic. And it’s hard to say how many American republics there will be after that. Look at France.

    In Jesus’ Glorious and Holy name,
    Dean Berry — REAL American

  2. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    No thank you. I’d rather not look at France.

  3. Raven Says:

    Oh I see you also got a fly by comment from Dean the Dork. Don’t feel bad he came by my house and left some “God will kill all of America” comment. I stood up to him, ready for a battle, but he never came back.

  4. Collin Baber Says:

    The report the PRC put out is based on facts. In order to win the conflict, we must achieve moral superiority. We must improve ourselves by eliminating the Gitmos and Abu Ghraibs immediately.

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  6. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    I totally forgot to respond to your drivel, Colon.

    We already have the moral high ground, we’ve proven it by liberating a nation from murderous totalitarian rule.

    If you’re going to compare Gitmo and Abu Ghraib to what the Chi-Coms have done for years, this only serves as more clear evidence that liberalism is a horrible psychological disease for which there is no cure.

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