White Trash Panhandling
March 9th, 2005 at 3:08 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes
In keeping with today’s nauseating nudity theme, it’s time to sign off for another White Trash Wednesday.
Hooooo boy, we sure had a lot of fun today – once again at the expense of others and ourselves. Don’t forget, you can always pull your blog into the trailer park if youn’s got a mind to. Just go over and talk to Dan about it. Today’s lowlights*…
- Rusty gets a White Trash
InstalancheInsta-Lunch. - Hector Vex brings us some White Trash Wednesday poetry.
- Beulah Mae rambles on about something called a White Trash Dixie Blogfest.
- The Maximum Leader fills in for the lovely, but absent, Sadie.
- Rachael Ray goes on a White Trash vacation, while her man Eric hands out a Golden Trailer award.
- The Ebb and Flow Institute says goodbye to White Trash Journalist Dan Rather.
- Zeke provides some shopping tips.
- New to the WTW trailer park: Basil’s Blog.
- Toner Mishap jerks off. No… it’s about jerky. Get your mind out of the gutter.
*This post may or may not be updated later tonight as more WTW posts appear across the sphere…
UPDATE:
Our crack (and I do mean crack) research team has discovered the true identities of the filthy naked panhandling couple in the above photo. It’s none other than the pop/dance duo from the 1980′s, Will to Power.
You may remember them from such incomprehensibly horrible medleys as “Oooh Baby I Love Your Way/Freebird Remix.”
This is often what happens to one-hit-wonders in the music industry. This tragedy could have been avoided if program directors and the powers that be at MTV wouldn’t have given this medley so much airplay.
Next time you see a panhandler on the side of the road with a “will work for food” sign, just remember that you could be throwing your quarters at the remains of pop music’s shining past. You know, like that German chick who sang 99 luftballoons. You know, what’s-her-name.
March 9th, 2005 at 3:21 pm
I’ve got a couple more to go, I’ll put em up a little later
March 9th, 2005 at 3:52 pm
Don’t forget about my boy Isaac at Toner Mishap…
March 9th, 2005 at 4:16 pm
Wow…now…to be clothing-less, I find it interesting that this fine lady chose a thong as her one clothing item. Paradoxically more expensive than other undergarments with MORE material…
But props to them! What a way to get people’s money–here’s 20 bucks. COVER UP!!!
March 9th, 2005 at 4:20 pm
COVER UP!!!! My thoughts exactly. I can promise this is my last nudist WTW.
March 9th, 2005 at 4:36 pm
Say TTFN To White Trash Wednesday
Glomming on to Preston’s theme for this White Trash Wednesday, I say farewell with this: Don’t forget to visit the kin:
March 9th, 2005 at 9:19 pm
I’m not proud of this but today I never got out of my jammies, I ate only chocolates and olives, and I didn’t even bother to brush my teeth till around 5pm. Why is it that being pregnant automatically makes you WT?
March 9th, 2005 at 10:41 pm
Actually, RTG, it’s the combination of barefoot and pregnant that qualify you as WT.
March 9th, 2005 at 11:27 pm
Sheesh, how did I miss that?
WT baby names:
Brandine
Gaylene
Moonlighta
Jo-allen
Lurleene
Boys names, as I’ve said before, are harder to come up with. The only one that springs to mind is Nascar Rodeo Lastname.
March 10th, 2005 at 4:18 am
Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!! Is that Will Ferrell?
March 10th, 2005 at 8:00 am
Happy Birthday, OBL
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March 10th, 2005 at 8:48 am
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