WTW: White Trash Dinner Party

March 9th, 2005 at 10:43 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Guess who’s coming to dinner? A bunch of nasty-ass naked white trash freaks, that’s who.

NEW YORK (Reuters) – The diners arrived at a nice Manhattan restaurant on a cold February night and stripped off coats, hats, gloves and scarves. They didn’t stop there.

Skirts, shirts, pants, underwear and stockings all ended up stashed in plastic bags by the bar as the patrons got naked for the monthly “Clothing Optional Dinner.”

“It’s exciting to be in a restaurant nude,” said George Keyes, 65, a retired junior high school English teacher.

Nude yes, but not unadorned.

Keyes, a lifelong nudist, wore a necklace, earrings and a black leather “genital bracelet” with red studs. And white sneakers.

That sounds like a fucking nightmare. A 65-year old nudist with a mouth full of food, a “genital bracelet” and white sneakers. Get some class, for crying out loud. Hell, get some colonial shame if that’s what it takes to get you to cover up your nasty asses. Somebody call the health department quick! I hope they de-liced that place after nudist night.

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7 Responses to “WTW: White Trash Dinner Party”

1. DWC Says:
   March 9th, 2005 at 12:03 pm

   Yuck! One can imagine some of the conversations (Honey, you’ve got some mustard on your . . .). I guess the place might be helpful to weight-watchers; I mean, talk about appetite killers. And, hey folks, careful with the piping hot coffee, and whatever you do, DON’T DROP YOUR STEAK KNIFE!

2. Hector Vex Says:
   March 9th, 2005 at 12:32 pm

   I’ll drink, hit the bong, fuck, play video games & chew tobacco naked – but eating naked?

   I wonder what it’s like to be the waitstaff there…

   “Waiter! There’s a cock in my soup.”
   “Sir, it’s yours.”
   “Well then, could you ask that nice plump lady over there to suck it out?”

   “What would you ladies like to order?”
   “Three uncut cucumbers and a cheese log.”
   “Ok…”

   Waiter: “I’ve never seen such ugly nudists. I’m not even slightly aroused by this.”
   Chef: (taking cock out of potatoes) Them’s some hot ol’ mama’s out there – couldn’t hold it in…”

   Waiter: “If I see one more guy toss his dates salad…”
   Other Waiter: “Wait – we didn’t serve the salad yet…”

3. One-Fine-Day Says:
   March 9th, 2005 at 1:30 pm

   Hector…I like your way of thinking

4. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   March 9th, 2005 at 1:41 pm

   Hector has sullied my already sullied blog. It’s double-sullied.

5. Raven Says:
   March 9th, 2005 at 3:01 pm

   
   Is this for real??
   LOL

6. Hector Vex Says:
   March 9th, 2005 at 3:56 pm

   No Raven, it’s not for real. Preston just has a hard on for taking candid photos of naked ugly people eating…

7. the Pirate Says:
   March 9th, 2005 at 8:52 pm

   Don’t order the sausage.