WTW: White Trash Dinner PartyMarch 9th, 2005 at 10:43 am by Preston Taylor Holmes
Guess who’s coming to dinner? A bunch of nasty-ass naked white trash freaks, that’s who.
Skirts, shirts, pants, underwear and stockings all ended up stashed in plastic bags by the bar as the patrons got naked for the monthly “Clothing Optional Dinner.”
“It’s exciting to be in a restaurant nude,” said George Keyes, 65, a retired junior high school English teacher.
Nude yes, but not unadorned.
Keyes, a lifelong nudist, wore a necklace, earrings and a black leather “genital bracelet” with red studs. And white sneakers.
That sounds like a fucking nightmare. A 65-year old nudist with a mouth full of food, a “genital bracelet” and white sneakers. Get some class, for crying out loud. Hell, get some colonial shame if that’s what it takes to get you to cover up your nasty asses. Somebody call the health department quick! I hope they de-liced that place after nudist night.