Bizarre Referrers Vol. 1
March 10th, 2005 at 8:32 am by Preston Taylor HolmesYep, feelin’ lazy this morning. I’ve only recently discovered the joy of going through my site meter to find out what kind of freaked-out search terms people use to wind up at Six Meat Buffet. So, here are a few, with commentary.
“opposum gravy” – that must be way down at the end of the buffet line
“crazy gym teachers” – aren’t they all a little crazy – even the non-child-molesting ones?
“animal activist against porn” – this person must belong to an interesting range of activist groups
“posted toni woods bond” – who the hell is that?
“what date did Michael Jackson hung is baby out a window” – well, we are your headquarters for all things Michael as well as those seeking help with their grammar and spelling
“beat bullying for 9 to 11 year olds” – I’m all for beating up bullies
“Maria Sharapova panty” – if anyone knows where to get these, let me know
“dominatrix Condi” – now we’re talking
“anti-racist action schiavo” – not sure how race plays into the Schiavo story
“white trash” – that’s me!
“I-40 gloryhole tennessee” – if you’re looking for cruisy rest stops, this probably isn’t the place
“guns and dope party” – the only political party I would join
“Giuliana Sgrena nude” – excuse me while I vomit out my nose and mouth
More bizarre referrers to come in future installments….
March 10th, 2005 at 9:02 am
Nose AND mouth. Man, you are my hero.
March 10th, 2005 at 10:16 am
Now I’m going to check sitemeter and steal your idea for my post tommorow! Of course, it’s not like it hasn’t been done before. Actually, many people including myself have posted their referring searches before. In fact, you are just one lazy bastard! But you said that. I digress.
What were we talking about?
March 10th, 2005 at 12:34 pm
I’m so envious. Not only do you have awesomely crazy referers, you’re able to make such witty remarks about them. Most of mine just leave me feeling vaguely empty and speechless.
March 10th, 2005 at 3:13 pm
What the heck, I’ll join in the fun real quick
My wacky Google referral for today: http://www.google.be/search?q=anal exam movies
March 10th, 2005 at 5:57 pm
I have never checked my stats. A new project for later. Good idea except it makes me nervous to see…
March 11th, 2005 at 3:19 am
Ok, I’ll come right out and admit it was I that was searching for “Giuliana Sgrena nude”. I believe it was right after I was searching for “Virginia Pearcy Nude”.
And you thought I just covered the story for the effigy hanging. Hell no, Virgy (as I like to call her) is hot hot hot!!!
March 11th, 2005 at 11:03 am
Round the Reader Friday
Thank God It’s Friday! This of course means it’s my day for “Round the Reader”, where I share some of what’s in my feed reader…be sure to check out the other feed freaks by day on the sidebar! Here goes…
The Mad Tech puts up HIS coll…
March 11th, 2005 at 8:20 pm
Haaaaaa. Now, why don’t I get such interesting search terms? The strangest one that I get, REPEATEDLY, is “Clay Aiken waldo”. Ack. You do NOT want to know. Even more disturbing is that all of a sudden, on the same day, I’ll have hits from a search of Yahoo, Dogpile, MSN, Google, and other engines, all for “Clay Aiken waldo”. It’s like someone goes on a crazy hunt all of a sudden.
Btw, I just wrote about Toni Woods. Go see who she is, it may entertain you.
http://www.ramblestrip.com/blog/2005/03/infamous-west-virginians-senile.html