I Officially Decline the Position
March 31st, 2005 at 10:08 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesThe Pope’s condition has unfortunately taken a turn for the worse.
In the event that something happens to the Pope, I would like to go ahead and decline what will most likely be an invitation from Vatican officials to replace Pope John Paul II. I mean, I’m not even Catholic.
4/1 UPDATE:
As Pope John Paul II’s situation continues to deteriorate, this post gets less and less funny. May God be with you, Pope!
March 31st, 2005 at 11:08 pm
Hah! Preston, you manage to take a sad event and turn it into something incredibly funny. Bravo!
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