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Archive for March, 2005



WTW: White Trash Advice

March 16th, 2005 at 3:10 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Terribly worried about his tender psyche during his “touching little boys” trial, Britney Spears has offered some unsolicited White Trash advice to the King of Pop.

But the recently-married Britney believes all Jackson needs to help him sort out his life is a moustache and a beer.

She told the magazine, “If he did those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help.

“He needs someone to be like, ‘OK, let’s buck you up, let’s give you a moustache, let’s rough you up, let’s go to a bar, let’s get drunk and be a man.’

“And if he didn’t do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight.”

Britney may not be bright enough to notice… um…. Michael can’t be a man. He’s not a man. He’s a circus freak delivered here from outer space for our collective amusement. You were amusing too, Brit. Once.

WTW: White Trash Sitcoms

March 16th, 2005 at 7:00 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Once again, it’s White Trash Wednesday. Today we celebrate the White Trash Sitcom. Specifically, Carter Country.

It’s the only sitcom ever inspired by White Trash pacifist and former-President Jimmy Carter. I actually remember watching the show when I was a kid (yes, showing my age here). In fact, I can still hear the fat mayor, Teddy Burnside (as played by sitcom veteran Richard Paul) saying “handle it, handle it!” I’m pretty sure the show was as horrible for TV as President Carter was for the Presidency. And that ain’t good.

Little known (possibly intentionally forgotten) fact – Melanie Griffith appeared on the show for a season as eye-candy/secretary “Tracy Quinn.” Some Carter County resources:

Your White Trash Wednesday bloggers….

Quickies

March 15th, 2005 at 4:28 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

A few quick items as I listen to an illegally downloaded MP3 of Sonic Youth’s “Teenage Riot”.

First, the best show on television returns with a new season tonight. Yeah, I’m talking about The Shield on FX. I’m disappointed that Glenn Close has joined the cast, but I’m going to try to give her a chance.

Next, I haven’t had much time for blogging or blogbrowsing, but here are few good nuggets to go check out if you haven’t already:

Last but not least, we’ve got quite a few bloggers signed up for March Madness. You have until Thursday morning to get your picks in and join the “Six Meat Buffet” group. Bloggers already in include Eric, Hector, Annika, Chad, Lance, Rick and a few other folks. Get in while the gettin’s good.

UPDATE:

There are two things I completely missed today and yesterday.

First, yesterday was the Third Annual International Eat an Animal for PETA Day. As a meat-based blog, this is inexcusable, and I will not neglect this important day again. You may be glad to know that I enjoyed a big-ass cheeseburger Sunday night, Chicken with Broccoli on Monday, and some sausage/pepperoni pizza for lunch today, so I continue to eat animals for PETA on an daily basis.

Last but not least, My Pet Jawa’s turnstile counter hit 1 million today. Go over and shower Rusty with congratulations! I anticipate Six Meat Buffet will hit 1 million visitors somewhere around October of 2012. But that’s just a guess.

Workin’ for the Clampdown

March 15th, 2005 at 9:00 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

If you haven’t been paying attention, there have been rumblings of a crackdown on free political speech on the internet. It must be the U.N., you think to yourself. Not in this case – this time it’s our beloved Federal legislators, using the congressional abortion that is McCain/Feingold to crack down on blogs that include political content.

From CNet: Bradley Smith says that the freewheeling days of political blogging and online punditry are over.

In just a few months, he warns, bloggers and news organizations could risk the wrath of the federal government if they improperly link to a campaign’s Web site. Even forwarding a political candidate’s press release to a mailing list, depending on the details, could be punished by fines.

Smith should know. He’s one of the six commissioners at the Federal Election Commission, which is beginning the perilous process of extending a controversial 2002 campaign finance law to the Internet.

In 2002, the FEC exempted the Internet by a 4-2 vote, but U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly last fall overturned that decision. “The commission’s exclusion of Internet communications from the coordinated communications regulation severely undermines” the campaign finance law’s purposes, Kollar-Kotelly wrote.

Smith and the other two Republican commissioners wanted to appeal the Internet-related sections. But because they couldn’t get the three Democrats to go along with them, what Smith describes as a “bizarre” regulatory process now is under way.

The impotent GOP and the politically correct Donks are teaming up to devise ways to shut bloggers up.

This is just another reason why there isn’t a lick of difference between the two parties. They’re primary and only true interest is preserving the corrupt pot-o-gold provided by our Federal cabal.

Not being a culture that waits for the jackbooted Federal thugs to come knocking on the door, a bipartisan blogosphere collective has created The Online Coalition, “from left to right to preserve our rights”.

Whether you’re a blogger or not, you should go and sign the letter to the Chairman of the FEC at the Online Coalition. I signed it (I’m #40) and you should too, if you have any interest in free speech remaining free on the internet. Plenty of bloggers and other media types have signed it – the Online Coalition lists the signatories, and the list includes folks from all over the political spectrum.

From the letter:

The Internet is a fundamental tool in the American political process. Just this week, we learned that 75 million Americans used the Internet to gather news, read commentary, discuss issues, register to vote, and generally join in the democratic process during the last election cycle. We believe the Internet is the primary driving force behind increased participation among traditionally under-represented groups of voters, and we applaud the Federal Election Committee for crafting rules that have allowed the Internet to flourish as a political communications medium.

Like the town hall meeting, online political activism is a vital part of American civic life. We encourage the FEC to provide bloggers, online journalists, and everyday cyber-citizens with the same freedoms that individuals and traditional journalists are free to exercise elsewhere. The Bipartisan Campaign Finance Reform Act of 2002 was intended to prevent unlimited soft money contributions and regulate electioneering advertising, not to stifle free speech or grassroots activities on the Internet that serve the common good.

Get involved.

Try to get along with your neighbors

March 14th, 2005 at 1:51 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

(via Drudge)

Sometimes it’s best not to engage in neighborhood battles with neighbors. You never know which of your neighbors are brutally insane.

Man beheads neighbor with an axe in a posh London suburb today.

A man was beheaded in a frenzied and prolonged axe attack in a London street today.

The axeman, smartly-dressed and in his thirties, felled his victim with one blow and then struck repeatedly “as if he was chopping wood”.

The assault lasted several minutes near the Hampstead Theatre in Belsize Park. The attacker ignored his victim’s screams and the pleas of two women passers-by and workmen. He stopped when police arrived. He then put down the axe near the body. He was described as looking “emotionless and cool” throughout.

When asked why he had done it, he told officers: “It’s complicated. It’s private.”

You just never know. In fact, you may want to go return that weed-whacker you borrowed last fall.

Sunday Night Poll

March 13th, 2005 at 10:52 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

It’s that time again… time for me to get out my poll. No, don’t look away. Really…

Tonight we look at headlines we might secretly wish to see this week.

By the way, at this moment, last Sunday’s poll, How did Giuliana Sgrena spend her month in the brutal captivity of her comrades captors? is TIED. I’m going to give the Sgrena poll until tomorrow morning and call it. Nobody likes a tie. Except those fruity Euro-Socialist Soccer pussies. They seem to get off on a 1-1 final score. So somebody go over there and break the tie for me. I can’t do it, that would be unethical and I might get a call from Jordan.

UPDATE:

The tie has been broken and the final results are up for last week’s Sunday Night Poll. Go check out the stunning results!

UPDATE:

Poll is now closed. This one was no contest. Pretty much everyone wanted to see Iran’s nuke program taken out, but sadly it hasn’t happened yet. Hope springs eternal, however.

March Madness

March 12th, 2005 at 2:18 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

SUNDAY UPDATE:

I’ve come up with an idea to sweeten the pot in this “Six Meat Buffet Basketball Challenge”. Since a couple of bloggers have already signed up, if a blogger wins, I’ll run an ad for them for two weeks free. While I only get between 300-600 unique visits per day (according to Site Meter), that’s better than nothing and would be the monetary equivalent of a couple of Hardees™ Thickburgers.

If you’re just a reader, I’ll either run an ad for your favorite blog (assuming it’s not Six Meat Buffet) or make a $25 donation to your favorite charity – no political candidates or parties, please. I realize that’s not much, but I’m not George Soros over here, for crying out loud.

More Info on the Six Meat Buffet Basketball Challenge:

I haven’t watched much basketball this season – I never do. When your favorite college team is Tennessee, you don’t have much reason to watch.

However, when March rolls around, I tune in and the brackets start flying. This gave me an idea – I’m starting a group at ESPN.Com and I thought it would be fun of a bunch of us filled out brackets and had a contest. You don’t have to be a fellow blogger – all would be welcome to join up and play. I don’t know what kind of prize would be involved (if any) other than bragging rights and the satisfaction of knowing you’re a better guesser than the rest of us.

If you want in, go to ESPN.Com, register to play, create a team and shoot me an e-mail for the password. Hopefully we can get a big-ass group up and talk a bunch of smack.

You have until Thursday morning around 10 am EST to sign up!

UPDATE 2:

Currently wireless-blogging from the back deck in sunny mid-60 degree weather. Absolutely gorgeous day here in Knoxpatch. All this peace and tranquility will be destroyed when the young-uns get up from their naps, so I better enjoy it while I can.

Political Correctness kills 3, wounds others

March 11th, 2005 at 4:29 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

No doubt you’ve heard the news of the shooting at the Atlanta courthouse earlier today. It’s been all over Fox, CNN, etc – they’ve finally found something more important than Michael Jackson’s pajamas to report on. If you haven’t here’s the short version:

ATLANTA – A judge presiding over a rape trial was shot to death Friday along with two other people at the Fulton County Courthouse, authorities said. A fourth person was critically wounded and the suspect, the defendant at the trial, remained at bay hours later.

Lt. Gov. Mark Taylor confirmed that Superior Court Judge Rowland Barnes and his court reporter were killed. He gave no other details in announcing the deaths in the state Senate. A deputy died later at a hospital, authorities said.

Witnesses said the gunman carjacked a car and authorities were searching for a green Honda Accord that was hijacked from a newspaper reporter.

Fulton County Sheriff’s Lt. Clarence Huber identified the suspect as 33-year-old Brian Nichols, who was on trial on rape and other charges stemming from an incident in August.

How did the whole episode start? Political correctness, that’s how.

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Spain’s 9/11: A Year Later

March 11th, 2005 at 9:19 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Today marks the 1-year anniversary of when Spain was officially re-named “Little France”.

MADRID, Spain – In the year since 10 dynamite-filled backpacks exploded on Madrid commuter trains, Spaniards have shifted some blame away from the Iraq war and onto themselves.

Immediately after the March 11 massacre, most Spaniards saw the attack as al-Qaida’s revenge for sending Spanish troops to Iraq. Today there’s a realization al-Qaida’s footprint in Spain is much older and deeper: the country had long been a haven or transit point for Islamic militants.

Three days later, the Spanish people ousted their “conservative” government in favor of a socialist/pacifist government in a move aimed at appeasing those who would commit such acts of barbarism. “This will keep it from happening again…” thought the weak-kneed surrender-socialist voters. A heaping helping of appeasement will make it all better, declared Little France.

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Last Chance to Sign Jane’s Petition

March 11th, 2005 at 9:10 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Jane at Armies of Liberation has been working hard to help jailed Yemeni journalist Abdul Kareem Al Khaiwany.

Read his original letters from prison here. Sign the petition here.

Bizarre Referrers Vol. 1

March 10th, 2005 at 8:32 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Yep, feelin’ lazy this morning. I’ve only recently discovered the joy of going through my site meter to find out what kind of freaked-out search terms people use to wind up at Six Meat Buffet. So, here are a few, with commentary.

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White Trash Panhandling

March 9th, 2005 at 3:08 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

In keeping with today’s nauseating nudity theme, it’s time to sign off for another White Trash Wednesday.

Hooooo boy, we sure had a lot of fun today – once again at the expense of others and ourselves. Don’t forget, you can always pull your blog into the trailer park if youn’s got a mind to. Just go over and talk to Dan about it. Today’s lowlights*…

*This post may or may not be updated later tonight as more WTW posts appear across the sphere…

UPDATE:

Our crack (and I do mean crack) research team has discovered the true identities of the filthy naked panhandling couple in the above photo. It’s none other than the pop/dance duo from the 1980′s, Will to Power.

You may remember them from such incomprehensibly horrible medleys as “Oooh Baby I Love Your Way/Freebird Remix.”

This is often what happens to one-hit-wonders in the music industry. This tragedy could have been avoided if program directors and the powers that be at MTV wouldn’t have given this medley so much airplay.

Next time you see a panhandler on the side of the road with a “will work for food” sign, just remember that you could be throwing your quarters at the remains of pop music’s shining past. You know, like that German chick who sang 99 luftballoons. You know, what’s-her-name.

WTW: White Trash Dinner Party

March 9th, 2005 at 10:43 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Guess who’s coming to dinner? A bunch of nasty-ass naked white trash freaks, that’s who.

NEW YORK (Reuters) – The diners arrived at a nice Manhattan restaurant on a cold February night and stripped off coats, hats, gloves and scarves. They didn’t stop there.

Skirts, shirts, pants, underwear and stockings all ended up stashed in plastic bags by the bar as the patrons got naked for the monthly “Clothing Optional Dinner.”

“It’s exciting to be in a restaurant nude,” said George Keyes, 65, a retired junior high school English teacher.

Nude yes, but not unadorned.

Keyes, a lifelong nudist, wore a necklace, earrings and a black leather “genital bracelet” with red studs. And white sneakers.

That sounds like a fucking nightmare. A 65-year old nudist with a mouth full of food, a “genital bracelet” and white sneakers. Get some class, for crying out loud. Hell, get some colonial shame if that’s what it takes to get you to cover up your nasty asses. Somebody call the health department quick! I hope they de-liced that place after nudist night.

White Trash Troll

March 9th, 2005 at 10:19 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Banning trolls is fun because they get so bent out of shape. Hector Vex unintentionally sent me fAlion the troll, who is STILL pissed off about it. So much so that he keeps posting. Here’s some of his latest work:

you banning me just proves how weak and closed minded you truly are. You are sucked into and addicted to this internet shit! like a crack whore to her pipe and pimp..It just shows how much of a loser you are….GET A LIFE!!

It’s ironic that this guy mentions “internet addiction” as he spends all day firing comments at Hector’s blog. By the way, you should go read Hector’s Ode to Skoal. It seems Hector was truly inspired for today’s edition of WTW.

Stay tuned for more episodes of Fun With Trolls. And fAlion, don’t compare me with crack whores. Crack whores make a lot more money than I do, plus they have more fun on the job.

White Trash Breasts

March 9th, 2005 at 6:55 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

(via The Unpopulist)

GET YOUR COLONIAL SHAME OFF MY BREASTS

Yep, that’s really what this White Trash New Zealander had scrawled upon her bare chest as she protested Prince Charles’ visit to the land of sheep.

The two remaining questions are (1) what the hell does that even mean and (2) why protest the visit of a chinless, dickless blueblood? Seems like her time would have been better spent hustling johns for money instead of showing off her sweater cows for free.

Other protesters had the following slogans written upon various parts of their bodies as well:

  • Get your Monarchial Melancholy off my Humerus!
  • Extract your Badly Aligned Teeth from my Buttocks!
  • Get Your Boot of Imperialism off my Metatarsals!
  • and to the officer standing behind her…

  • Remove your Nightstick from my Stinkhole!

Times is tough in the WTW Trailerpark. Visit those of us still hanging onto the blogroll for dear life…

Your White Trash Wednesday bloggers….

Dixie Blogfest

March 8th, 2005 at 12:19 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Are you a proud Dixie Red State blogger? Are you such a dunce that you have to be told when to come in out of the rain? Then the Dixie Blogfest may be for you!

Lance at Red State Rant, Gennie at Dizzy Girl and Beth at My VRWC are sounding the clarion call for Southeastern bloggers to organize a blogger meetup somewhere in the SE. Location and details are yet to be determined.

By the way, for you government-school educated kids, the Southeastern US is somewhere in this:

general area, according to the most recent map I have on file.

For info, e-mail one of the fine people listed above. I’m seriously considering attending, depending on when/where/etc, and whether or not my hectic family life will allow. We definitely need some Tennessee bloggers to be in attendence, just in case a civil war breaks out.

Proceed with Caution

March 8th, 2005 at 9:47 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

I’ve noticed quite a bit of gloating on the right and gnashing of teeth on the left in the wake of recent events in the Islamofascist cesspool of the Middle-East. Along the way, I’ve wondered if any of the gloating or gnashing is justified.

On the surface, one might conclude that we are living in historic times – an era of never-before-seen upheaval in a region that has been ruled by theocratic monarchies that beat their populations down with the koran in one hand and a machete in the other.

Don’t get me wrong, the Iraqi elections were an unquestionable show of raw courage on the part of the Iraqi people. The Lebanese revolt against the pro-Syrian government and their demands for Syrian withdrawal also took some serious testicular fortitude. Elections in Saudi Arabia and faux-elections in Egypt are nice baby-steps. However, something hasn’t seemed right to me about all this and I couldn’t put my finger on it.

This morning, I stumbled upon this Daniel Pipes column, “A Neo-Con’s Caution,” at FrontPage Magazine that helped me clarify my dread.

Pipes, a long-time Middle-East scholar, has had the same apprehension about these events, but expresses it far better than I could.

I mention all this because neo-conservative policies in the Middle East have been looking pretty good the past two months, as Max Boot amplifies in a column titled “Neocons May Get the Last Laugh�:

  • On Jan. 9, Palestinian voters trooped to the polls and chose Mahmoud Abbas, who proclaims his intent to end the armed struggle against Israel.
  • On Jan. 30, 8 million Iraqi voters braved bombs and bullets to cast their ballots.
  • On Feb. 10, Saudi Arabia held its first-ever municipal elections, a crack in the royal family’s absolute authority.
  • On Feb. 26, Egypt’s president Husni Mubarak suddenly announced that the forthcoming presidential election will involve candidates other than himself.
  • On Feb. 28, tens of thousands of demonstrators in Beirut forced the resignation of the pro-Syrian government of Prime Minister Omar Karami. If the Lebanese succeed in winning their independence, it could spell the end of Bashar Assad and the Baathist regime in Damascus.

These developments find some neo-conservatives in a state of near-euphoria. Rich Lowry of the National Review calls them “a marvelous thing.� Charles Krauthammer of the Washington Post writes that “We are at the dawn of a glorious, delicate, revolutionary moment in the Middle East.�

I too welcome these developments, but more warily. Having been trained in Middle Eastern history makes me perhaps more aware of what can go wrong:

  • Yes, Mahmoud Abbas wishes to end the armed struggle against Israel but his call for a greater jihad against the “Zionist enemyâ€? points to his intending another form of war to destroy Israel.
  • The Iraqi elections are bringing Ibrahim Jaafari, a pro-Iranian Islamist, to power.
  • Likewise, the Saudi elections proved a boon for the Islamist candidates.
  • Mubarak’s promise is purely cosmetic; but should real presidential elections one day come to Egypt, Islamists will probably prevail there too.
  • Removing Syrian control in Lebanon could well lead to Hezbollah, a terrorist group, becoming the dominant power there.
  • Eliminating the hideous Assad dynasty could well bring in its wake an Islamist government in Damascus.

So, while there are plenty of reasons for optimism, this is still a region that could vote itself right back into disaster. I guess we should just cross our fingers.

Really, really bad

March 7th, 2005 at 3:53 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

And that continues to be the history of U.S. Davis Cup play for the past decade. This weekend, Croatia bounced the U.S. out of the international Davis Cup competition in the first round, despite the fact that the Yanks were playing at home and had home-court advantage.

CARSON, Calif. (AP) — The United States remains in a Davis Cup slump.

Ivan Ljubicic beat Andy Roddick in a taut, five-set marathon Sunday to give Croatia an insurmountable 3-1 lead in the opening-round Davis Cup matches.

Playing iron man for his country, Ljubicic outlasted Roddick 4-6, 6-3, 7-6 (11), 6-7 (7), 6-2 in a match that lasted almost 4 hours.

“It’s tough to describe. Really, really bad,” a dejected Roddick said. “There’s no worse feeling than losing a match in Davis Cup in our sport, especially when your teammates are counting on you. There’s so many people that you’re playing for and that you feel like you’ve let down.”

I guess Andy is pretty lucky that nobody in the U.S. cares about Davis Cup. Well, except for me and 6 or 7 other people. ESPN2 didn’t even care enough to broadcast Roddick/Ljubicic match as originally scheduled, instead showing the most horrific of all sports… women’s college basketball. Ugggghhhh……

Sunday Night Poll

March 6th, 2005 at 11:59 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Yeah, I know it’s late, that’s why I had to back-date it. I tried to create it last night, but my free poll creator was down for the count. Luckily it’s back up this morning, so here we go….

And the final results (thanks, joekujo for breaking the tie)… A la Peanut Butter Sandwiches!

Seems that Giuliana might have gotten carpal-tunnel syndrome making all those sandwiches for jihadis. Well, at least it was for a good cause, slaughtering infidels. Thanks for participating, ye 75 voters!

More on Italy’s New Heroine

March 6th, 2005 at 10:18 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Little Green Footballs has a great round up of Giuliana Sgrena stuff – including the news that Italy may have wasted $10 million getting her released. They also link to this heartwarming story in The Australian about how much Giuliana is already missing her captors and their wacky religious zealotry.

LGF is also on the case of the AP running a story featuring a photo of what was said to be Giuliana’s bullet-riddled car. The car, barely damaged, was from a completely unrelated story, but as of now, no correction has come forth from the AP, though LGF has corrected itself.

The crack staff here at Six Meat Buffet was able to obtain a photo of the car that refused to slow down for the checkpoint, resulting in tragedy. As you can see, it is indeed riddled with bullet-holes, just as Sgrena’s story claims…….

UPDATE:

Goldstein asks some pretty interesting Sgrena questions as well.

UPDATE 2:

Rusty Shackleford and Little Green Footballs both have photos of the real car (via Italian newspaper la Repubblica). You can throw this on top of the mountain of evidence that Sgrena is a lying sack of communist shit.

What it all boils down to regarding Giuliana Sgrena…

March 5th, 2005 at 10:29 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

In my opinion, what it all boils down to — even if you put aside the theory that the odds are Giuliana Sgrena’s hostage crisis was manufactured to make political hay — if anything had happened to her, what’s another dead Communist?

I mean, really. The fewer Communists running around on this side of the pavement, the better. They could have kidnapped and beheaded the whole Il Manifesto staff, and it wouldn’t have been a loss.

Or as the Daily Kock would say, screw her, screw ‘em. Oh, and Italy, if a bunch of bedwetting socialists over there nestled in your boot are bent out of shape about Giuliana’s driver’s inability to negotiate checkpoints, screw them in the nose sideways.

UPDATE:

Eric at Vince Aut Morire also has an interesting take

Crayon Blogging

March 5th, 2005 at 11:11 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Jr. and I are sitting here at the kitchen counter while Sally takes her morning nap. He’s using crayons, I’m using a laptop. There’s not much difference, really, except that he’s more organized. Here are a few quickies since I’ll only have about 20 minutes this weekend for blogging (Mrs. Holmes is off on a well-deserved “girl’s weekend” so I’m playing Mr. Mom. Let’s hope I don’t get fired as a result.).

First, the “Italian Hostage” story. My Pet Jawa has been all over this one since it first appeared and Rusty continues to be the #1 source for info on this breaking story. The bottom line is that this entire “hostage situation” was a joke from the beginning. Giuliana Sgrena was a journalist for Il Manifesto – an Italian Communist daily rag – who was very close to opposition forces in Iraq. You should read all of Rusty’s updates for the scoop.

Upon her faux release, she was in a car that approached a checkpoint at a high rate of speed and ignored warnings to stop. Justifiably, the car was fired upon and Sgrena was hit, and one of her secret-service goons was killed. Lesson for those who ignore warnings at checkpoints: go slow, stop if requested.

Baldilocks has a great Old Media round up of stories on the incident. She points out that, while the stories agree with the DOD’s facts, the headlines obviously imply wrongdoing on the part of our troops.

But did you notice anything about the headlines? They don’t say that the car was shot. They say that the journalist either was shot or imply that the soldiers were shooting at the journalist. And what will most readers notice? Not the details, but the headlines. You know it, I know it and, most of all, they know it.

In spite of the countless instances in which speeding cars have been used as weapons in the Iraq Theater of Operations, these people brandish Eason Jordan’s bogus weapon at those in life or death situations.

Every time I think I know just how much the mainstream media hate the US military, something new happens and a new low is reached.

In other news, UN troops still raping little girls.

Needless to say, Baldilocks rocks the house.

Elsewhere, the Unpopulist has discovered a cool Google-based gadget that lets you create a MONTAGE from images based on your search criteria. He created a 9-11 montage. It’s a great time waster and pretty damn cool to boot.

The Pot/Kettle Lecture Series

March 4th, 2005 at 1:25 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

The keynote lecture in this new educational series will be presented by the Communist Chinese. The title of this first lecture is “Learning How to Treat Your Country’s Minorities” and provides a lesson for rogue countries – particularly the United States’ current totalitarian regime. A sample:

BEIJING – China issued a tit-for-tat report card Thursday on human rights in the United States that lambasted the Pentagon for “wanton slaughters” abroad, belittled American elections as awash in special-interest cash and accused U.S. courts of deep-seated racial bias.

The Chinese government report, which portrayed the United States as gun-crazed and unfair to minorities, came three days after the State Department released its annual report on human rights abuses in countries around the world, including China.

It marked the sixth straight year that China has countered the American report with one of its own, but this year’s was particularly noteworthy because it condemned the United States for abuses by American soldiers at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq.

The lecture is highlighted by a demonstration cementing the moral equivalence between panties-on-the-head nude pyramids and the mass imprisonment and slaughter of pro-democracy citizens.

Other upcoming lectures in the Pot/Kettle Educational Series:

Charlie Sheen presents Making Marraige Work – the Four Fs of Faithfulness.

Michael Moore presents Eye on Fitness: How to Get Your Body in Shape – and Keep it There!

Michael Newdow presents Understanding God, Learning to Tolerate a Higher Power.

Madonna presents Chastity, It Takes Guts to Remain a Virgin: Standing up to Peer Pressure for Teens.

Say it ain’t so

March 4th, 2005 at 11:15 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

I think this pretty much spells the end of Six Meat Buffet’s coverage of inappropriate teacher/student relations.*

*I would express outrage at this particular child-molestation case because of the hideousness of the accused, but that would be inconsistent now, wouldn’t it?

Indonesian Justice

March 4th, 2005 at 8:31 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

(via Jawa Hut and In the Bullpen)

Islamofascist goat rapist Abu Bakar Bashir, considered one of the masterminds behind the 2002 Bali nightclub bombings (which killed 202 infidels, by the way), was sentenced by an Indonesian court to 2.5 years in jail for his part in the bombings.

JAKARTA (Reuters) – An Indonesian court sentenced fiery Muslim preacher Abu Bakar Bashir to two and a half years in jail on Thursday after finding him guilty of an “evil conspiracy” to commit the 2002 Bali nightclub bombings.

The United States and Australia — which have both accused Bashir of being the spiritual leader of an al-Qaeda linked militant network called Jemaah Islamiah — quickly expressed disappointment that the sentence was not more severe.

The Australians lost 88 people in the bombing, I would hope they’re more than “a little disappointed.”

As Macktastic Rusty Wicked breaks it down for you:

Our allies in the Global War on Terror have finally convicted Abu Bakar Bashir (Ba’asyir), the mastermind of the Bali nightclub bombing, to a lengthy sentence. What does the mass murder of 202 infidels get you in Indonesia? 30 months.

That’s 2.5 years.

That’s 900 days.

That’s 4.5 days per victim.

Please tell me we’re not still sending Tsunami aid to Indonesia.

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