WTW: White Trash Film Critic
April 6th, 2005 at 9:05 am by Preston Taylor Holmes
Okay, so this one is a stretch for WTW. But what the hell do you want from me? There’s only so much you can do with WTW. And besides, don’t you want to read about how Roger Ebert worked to keep an islamofascist terrorist in the country – just so he could keep eating the terrorist’s delightful middle-eastern cuisine? Sure you do.
Debbie Schlussel (who, incidentally, is exceedingly brainy and hot – a devastating combination…) recently penned the column Thumbs Down: Roger Ebert Helps a Terrorist, which detail’s Ebert’s culinary relationship with jihadi Ibrahim Parlak. What’s a few murdered infidels when you need a bowl of the world’s best cous cous?
Parlak, who is under deportation orders, owns a restaurant in Harbert, Michigan—a restaurant Ebert frequents, with apparently great appetite.
In a letter to the U.S. government opposing Parlak’s deportation, Ebert wrote, “[H]e offered to come to my home and prepare special foods for me.�
But haute cuisine for liberal movie critics is no justification for Ibrahim Parlak to remain in the United States.
Parlak is a terrorist and a murderer—facts that celluloid simp Ebert conveniently ignores. While he might make a mean tossed salad (just like Hillary Clinton), Parlak also makes a mean tossed hand grenade.
From there, Schlussel expands on Parlak’s murderous history, which shouldn’t be held against him, according to the corpulent critic.
Yet this murderer and terrorist is “not in any way a threat to the security of the United States,� according to newly-minted terrorism expert Roger Ebert. “On the contrary, he is precisely the sort of citizen we should make welcome.� Review a couple of terrorism movies, and suddenly you are a scholar on the topic.
Where was Roger Ebert when Parlak directed Turkish police to a cache of buried PKK munitions?
You should really read the whole column and get the full story behind this loving immigrant that Ebert is so hell-bent on keeping in the U.S. I’m sure that the victims of Parlak’s terrorist past would give it TWO THUMBS UP, had those thumbs not been blown off by nail bombs in Israeli pizza parlors.
Your White Trash Wednesday bloggers….
April 6th, 2005 at 10:15 am
For a second there – I thought that was the Coronal. You know, from KFC.
Ebert is just like the rest of those liberal hollywood types – it’s an outrage until it affects them, then it’s okay. If this guy were a cabbie that happened to drive a republican senator somewhere – the libs would be up in a arms.
I say, we just deep fry Ebert and ship him out to Africa.