A few Thursday morning nuggets of brutal insanity.

First: This is the video that killed Doug Henning’s music career and forced him into his “fallback career” of magic and the black arts. It’s jaw-droppingly amazing.

Second: If you meet Ron Mexico in an Atlanta-area bar, do not go home with him – unless you don’t mind a little herpes with dessert.

Third: Hey California! In addition to being moronic socialist wards of the state, we’ve just learned that you’re a bunch of fat-asses as well!

Fourth: Speaking of the left coast, out there it’s actually newsworthy when a school district takes steps to kick out the hundreds of kids who DON’T LIVE IN THE DAMN DISTRICT. Next baby step for California, kick the illegal immigrants out of the schools as well. It’s long overdue!

Lastly: Our nation’s worst President, Jimmy Carter, is crying in his soup because he doesn’t get to go on a photo-op trip with President Junior and company to the Pope’s funeral. Kicking Carter to the curb is one of the only decent things President Junior has done lately. Bravo, Junior.

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