Sunday Night Poll
April 10th, 2005 at 11:59 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesThe blogosphere has been bursting with the question, “Where is Preston?” My inbox is overflowing with emails, most of which ask questions such as… “are you ok?”, “why aren’t you posting?”,”why didn’t you link to [insert news item here]?”,”I don’t know what to think without your help, why won’t you come back?”,”Where is that $80 you owe me, you bastard?”
This Sunday Night Poll may help you determine where I’ve been over the last four days. I know it’s been hard on you, but I’ll try not to leave you alone like that again, at least not without getting you a blog gigolo for the weekend.
UPDATE:
Okay, so this one was a bit of a dud. However, this poll does prove that my readers know me quite well. Results:
April 11th, 2005 at 9:38 am
hmmm, MILF Hunters or you getting a chance to deny an illegal entrance by hanging with the Minutemen. MILF Hunters or the Minutemen. Decisions, decisions.
April 11th, 2005 at 10:02 am
Where’s the radio button for ‘I don’t give a flying fuck?’
April 11th, 2005 at 10:20 am
Don’t pretend that you don’t care, Vex. We all know differently.
April 11th, 2005 at 11:52 am
Well, it did leave me in cold sweats Saturday afternoon… but other than that… I just drank my pain away.
“Oh Preston, where art thou oh Preston?”
April 11th, 2005 at 7:37 pm
Hm, I should’ve done this poll, because you left out “He’s dirty rotten bastard, who hates you all.”
April 12th, 2005 at 11:49 am
Trackback spam…not email spam…is where the money’s at. LOL.