Nick Berg Revisited
April 12th, 2005 at 9:50 am by Preston Taylor HolmesYou may remember the story of Nick Berg. He was one of the first infidels beheaded by islamofascists on video for the world to see. His memory was also sullied by his own Marxist father, who has spent a good deal of time parading around with other mentally ill lunatics at International Answer rallies.
Chad at In the Bullpen has come across photos of how Nick Berg’s body was actually found hanging by a Baghdad highway. You may have forgotten that we’re still hip-deep in a war with radical islam – these photos will help to remind you of the bloodthirsty savages we’re up against.
H/T Jawa Report
April 12th, 2005 at 10:21 pm
Understanding the Bushian Hubris-Nemesis Complex ? a tribute to MR461
George W. Bush has claimed that Almighty God has personally instructed him to strike down those evildoers who dare disobey him. Using the White House as a flag-ensconced high temple pulpit in a rabid cult of infinite retribution, he mesmerizes the scared and confused American masses like a messianic preacher, whipping them up into a screaming bloodthirsty patriotic fervor. To reach the climax of his orgiastic celebration of violence, Aluminum birds streak overhead, unleashing bombs from the skies to explosively ravage disobedient distant lands while he excitedly tells the world that a great cleansing fire is coming to burn through all corners of the planet.
Imagine all the foreign populations crying out with outstretched arms to the skies above, begging the Bushian God Savior to fly above on an Icarian chariot to burn them into pure believers. Would they pray, “Oh, George the Great, Holy Planetarchis and Master of Fire, we beseech thee to bomb us into peace and love in thy grace.”
Such wild, delusional and punishment-mongering thinking has no place in the Executive Branch, the forefront of our government or any other Westphalian creation.
As our paranoid, hallucinating leader rages on, reifying new fantasy enemies from the dust and striking them down in oversea bloodbaths using the bodies and broken minds of our indentured sons and daughters, we in the “rational technician class” must rise up from our prostrated amoral obedience and call for an end to his reign of nation-destroying madness.
Have a read of MR461 yourself at: http://www.rand.org/publications/MR/MR461/MR461.pdf
April 13th, 2005 at 9:00 am
You’re completely insane, but an enjoyable read nonetheless.
I do believe you’re stealing the Holy Hand Grenade bit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, though.
“And blow thine enemies into tiny bits… in Thy Mercy.”
April 13th, 2005 at 2:16 pm
I don’t know about you Preston, but before President Bush took office with his white colar, I was a Bhudist monk. Now because he keeps pushing religion on me, I’m a devout Christian.
April 13th, 2005 at 2:28 pm
It’s a damn good thing Chad, because you’re on my “Convert or Die” list. I wasn’t looking forward to having to kill you.
April 13th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
These Islamafreakoids were beheading their own people long before we step one foot into Iraq. It’s nothing new over there…it’s only new for us.
And for Collin: Get a grip on reality you fool. Stop blaming George Bush for all the world’s problems and start thanking him for having the balls to do the work of cleaning up the world.
April 14th, 2005 at 12:32 am
“Bring out the holy hand grenade.”
Jeeezzzzzzz I’m ROFL. I need to watch that again. It’s been ages.