Confiscation Day!
April 15th, 2005 at 8:31 am by Preston Taylor Holmes
Don’t forget to pay Uncle Sam his tribute today. If you don’t pay him his protection money, he’s going to send some of his boys around and make you pay.
Also, go buy a gun while you still have that right. Once Hitlery gets in office in 2008, you can forget about it.
UPDATE:
Filthy allah has paid his protection money to the Feds. Who else has ponied up their tribute to the mob Treasury? Let me know in the comments – let your irritation flow freely.
Looking for an alternative to our current punitive tax structure? Read about the Fair Tax.
April 15th, 2005 at 10:00 am
Filthy has paid his tribute. Thank Allah for George W sahib for tribute cut.
April 15th, 2005 at 12:02 pm
Nope, they paid me about 2K already. I got rewarded for working. DAMN SKIPPY!
April 15th, 2005 at 12:34 pm
Vex, you are such a f*cking freeloader.
April 15th, 2005 at 4:55 pm
Yeah. You’d think that. But I was unemployed (working under the table/consulting) for most of 2004. Plus the two kids, minus the marriage penalty (like being married isn’t punishment enough) and there you have it.
April 15th, 2005 at 7:46 pm
Yo Holmes,
I’m late again this year. Last time I was late, I was 4 years late. The clock doesn’t start ticking for me till Sept.
Going to owe big this year. Could be worse though. It could be 1993 insteada 2005.
April 15th, 2005 at 10:46 pm
Thanks to our new accountant, my new truck and riding lawnmower got me a *ahem* lawn mowing service. I’m getting paid by the feddle gubmint to pollute the environment! whoo hoo!
They ended up paying me. Muahahahahaha
We still owed the stinking state though. Fuckers.
April 16th, 2005 at 3:10 pm
I too was handsomely rewarded for only working during my summer and being a lazy, loan spending student during the rest of the year. I got all $1,000 back. And promptly spent it, don’t you worry, I’m certainly helping the local liquor peddling economy.
Considering I’ll lock in my interest rate at 2.875%, just below inflation, and consolidate my federal loans over 30 years…the government essentially loaned me $100k almost for free! I’m rolling in monopoly money! What a fabulous year for being in debt.