Raggedy Ride
April 18th, 2005 at 8:17 am by Preston Taylor HolmesOn the way to work this morning, I noticed that the odometer on my old car had just turned 100,001 miles. Just as I noticed this, the engine dropped out of the engine block, both axles snapped, all four tires dislodged and rolled off the road and I skidded to a stop on the flaming underbelly of my vehicle.
Maybe it’s time to start bleg drive to get me one of them new electrical cars, what with gas prices bein’ so high.
April 18th, 2005 at 10:49 am
Nice. You forgot to mention the doors clanging to the ground after the skidding stop.
April 18th, 2005 at 11:25 am
Preston! Sign up to be on MTV’s Pimp My Ride!!! I (for some unknown reason) watched 3 episodes of that yesterday. I’ll bet they’d give you some kind of laptop in the console deal…
April 18th, 2005 at 11:35 am
I love your sense of humor!! I visited your blog for the first time last Friday, April 15, and now i’m addicted to it!! There was a link from one of Glen Dean’s post on his “Nashville Truth”, and that’s how I found out about “sixmeatbuffet,” he is my co-worker if your wondering. Just thought I’d let you know I really enjoy visiting your blog!!
April 18th, 2005 at 1:02 pm
Addicted to it? Preston, you ARE like crack rock! I thought that was just a rumor. Does that mean you really ARE a hermaphrodite too?
April 18th, 2005 at 1:16 pm
Nope, just a pre-op tranny, Vex.
April 18th, 2005 at 4:21 pm
Nice. Always sharp Preston. Sharp like a peanut in a pile of poo.
April 18th, 2005 at 9:25 pm
Hmmm I just thought there was tryptophan somewhere in the platter o’ dead animals and that’s why I kept coming back. I’m addicted to reading Preston’s blog and falling asleep upon doing so…