Rosie’s Retard Movie
May 3rd, 2005 at 10:43 am by Preston Taylor HolmesNo, I didn’t watch it. I love myself too much for that.
However, Ace liveblogged it. This is the kind of crackpot lunacy for which the internet was created. It’s hilarious even if you didn’t watch the movie. A taste:
Wacky T-Shirts: 20
Scenes on a Bus: 10
Repetitive Refusals (No! No! No!): 1
Emmy-Clip Moments (Crying; Angry Outbursts): 1
Quirky Hobbies/Interests/Trivia: 1
Embarassing Moments Where the Challenged Sister Doesn’t Understand Sexuality: 2
Personal Affirmation-Exclamations (I am a person!): 10
I Love You’s: 6
Lessons Learned from the Mentally Challenged: 5.5
Random Acts of Kindness from Minorities: 7
Compuslive Indulgence in Sweets: 6
Mean White People: 12
Retarded Tae Kwan Do: 1 scene practicing; 1 scene actually using (basically just falling to the ground into the fetus position)
On the flip side, if you’d like to enjoy the live comments of the most pathetic group of shut-ins you’ve ever seen, visit Rosie’s blog and read the vomitous fawning comments therein.
May 7th, 2005 at 12:43 pm
I’m still reeling at the blogging-in-verse thing.