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May 9th, 2005 at 8:59 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Via Drudge

L.A. Weekly is already proclaiming Arianna Huffington’s lefty blog dead on arrival.

What Arianna Huffington’s bizarre guru-cult association, 180-degree conservative-to-liberal conversion, and failed run in the California gubernatorial-recall race couldn’t accomplish, her blog has now done: She is finally played out publicly. This Web-site venture is the sort of failure that is simply unsurvivable, because of all the advance publicity touting its success as inevitable. Her blog is such a bomb that it’s the box-office equivalent of Gigli, Ishtar and Heaven’s Gate rolled into one. In magazine terms, it’s the disastrous clone of Tina Brown’s Talk, JFK Jr.’s George or Maer Roshan’s Radar. No matter what happens to Huffington, it’s clear Hollywood will suffer the consequences.

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Forgive them, these bleating blowhards on Arianna’s blog, because they know not what they do. Not Seinfeld has-been Julia Louis-Dreyfus and her untalented TV-hyphenate husband, Brad Hall, making unfunny shtick of the anti-gay-marriage movement. Not has-been director Mike Nichols, using the forum to parade his high school grasp of U.S. history by mentioning “de Tocqueville” and “Dr. King” in the same paragraph. Not has-been brat-packer John Cusack, penning the 459,308th remembrance of Hunter Thompson for the sole purpose of letting the world know that the actor scored an invite to the writer’s intimate memorial service.

View Arianna’s horrendous celebrity-vomit blog here. Comedic possibilities abound, but I don’t have the time/energy right now. Though, I will eventually plow that fertile crop in due time…. in due time.

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7 Responses to “Huff-Huff-Huffington”

An American Housewife Says:
May 9th, 2005 at 9:05 pm
The Huffington Post (gag)
I just received in my email box that The Huffington Post (originally was supposed to be titled, “The Huffington Report” – I wonder if Drudge had a good talking-to with Ms. Arianna). Come on Arianna, couldn’t you be at least a little bit original? I…
Hector Vex Says:
May 10th, 2005 at 11:02 am
As far as I’m concerned, blogs without sarcasm aren’t blogs. She’s just using the word ‘blog’ to try and reach the masses. She’s passing off a boring, crappy website as a blog. Bitch.
Say Anything Says:
May 10th, 2005 at 12:56 pm
Ariana Huffington’s Blog

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Jeremy Says:
May 11th, 2005 at 8:26 am
That site isn’t a blog…it’s Huffington’s version of E!.
The MUSC Tiger Says:
May 11th, 2005 at 12:43 pm
Huffington’s Forum
So Arianna Huffington has a …
jeff Says:
May 11th, 2005 at 5:07 pm
In all the circles of hell, there’s no pit deeper than the one reserved for Used Celebrities
Stacy Says:
May 11th, 2005 at 5:12 pm
Ah…I remember Arianna back from the days of her husband waging the most expensive congressional race ever in Santa Barbara County’s 22nd district in 1992. We bleeding heart college students were so excited, considering the incumbent had been in office since, WWII I think.

I never thought in a million years she’d still be floating around today.

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