It’s a Day Off for Capitol & White House Staffers… and me!

May 11th, 2005 at 12:25 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

White House and Capitol Hill were evacuated today due to an unknown and unresponsive flying object. Already lazy Federal Government officials have now enjoyed having the morning off, but then again, so have I.

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4 Responses to “It’s a Day Off for Capitol & White House Staffers… and me!”

1. Homely Says:
   May 11th, 2005 at 1:26 pm

   lucky bastard!
   how’d you get that great shot of the DC airspace?

2. canuck Says:
   May 11th, 2005 at 5:18 pm

   Ooooo! Preston! Do a trick! Do a trick!

3. Merri Musings Says:
   May 12th, 2005 at 10:30 pm

   Preston, We are Here for You!
   I was really going to take a night off from blogging tonight, really.

4. Vince Aut Morire Says:
   May 12th, 2005 at 11:32 pm

   Notes
   Because it’s time to shut the computer off and go read the latest edition of National Review (dead tree). I think I’ve found the missing weiner (still no word on Preston’s whereabouts):WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A life-like prosthetic penis called the