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Really Really Important Breaking News

May 25th, 2005 at 11:41 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

(via Fox Really Really Important News Alert)

Ol’ Crazy eyes may be going to jail. I hope her fiancee stands by her while she’s playing “caged heat” with a 6 foot inmate named Derneesha.


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3 Responses to “Really Really Important Breaking News”

  1. Eric Says:
    May 25th, 2005 at 1:17 pm

    Aaaaaaa ahah ahahaha hahahaha hahaha :lol:

    Thanks, Preston, now every time I hear the name Jennifer Wilbanks, my brain automatically translates it into “‘Ol Crazy Eyes.” I need the laughs during the workday these days.

    Nice ecosystem ranking, btw
    :mrgreen:

  2. Hans Says:
    May 25th, 2005 at 5:33 pm

    DERNESHA!!!!

    Greatest.. Prison name.. Ever..

  3. Trevor Says:
    May 25th, 2005 at 9:15 pm

    All Jennifer Wilbanks needs is a few hundred hours of community service and some thyroid medication.

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