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WTW: Anybody Know Where I Can Get Me a Stripper for My Kid?

June 1st, 2005 at 9:04 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Vintage White Trash Nashville mom Anette Pharris was indicted by a Davidson County grand jury last week for hiring a stripper for her 16-year-old son’s birthday party. For those of you who have unfair (and incorrect, I might add) preconceptions of the South as a bunch of backwoods, incestuous hicks, this story should validate your prejudices. I hope you’re happy.

An east Nashville mother said yesterday there was nothing wrong with hiring a stripper to dance at her 16-year-old son’s birthday party.

A Davidson County grand jury felt differently, indicting her and four others on charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and involving a minor in obscene acts.

Anette added that “Age is just a number – My son is very mature.” Age was also just a number for the ten other under-18 kids who were there for the festivities – including Landon’s 14-year-old brother Brandon. In fairness, however, it does seem that a visit from Sassy the Stripper is not an out-of-context phenomenon for the family’s Nashville neighborhood.

“It’s a bunch of bull,” Anette Pharris, 34, said yesterday afternoon in an interview at her east Nashville home. “I tried to do something special for my son. It didn’t harm him.”

From the family’s front porch, which sits on a small street off Dickerson Pike near Hart Lane, her children have witnessed prostitutes with customers, people injecting drugs, smoking crack and doing other misdeeds. A naked woman was nothing to get upset about, Pharris said.

I beg to differ. A stripper this hideous is plenty to get upset about. They would have gotten away with it if the dumbasses hadn’t taken pictures and then took the film to Walgreens for developing.

The excitement might have ended that night if Anette Pharris hadn’t taken photos at the celebration and then tried to have them developed at a nearby drug store. Many of the pictures were taken by Anette Pharris, police said, but once the dancer’s “bottoms” came off, she retreated into the next room and her then 14-year-old son, Brandon, continued documenting the action.

Anette Pharris said yesterday that she was coming up on her 18th wedding anniversary, “so I must be doing something right. Who are they to tell me what I can and can’t show to my own children?”

“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone,” she said.

Anette Pharris: Redefining Class.

Visit the WKRN (News 2) website for their video news story on the Story of the Sassy the Stripper.

UPDATE:

I neglected to include this choice quote from the mother…

“We even had grandpa there,” his mother said.

There. That’s better.

A WTW Related Story: Ol’ Crazy Eyes has forked over $13,250 to the city of Duluth, GA, for their troubles in looking for her crazy ass while she was in Vegas gettin’ it on.

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5 Responses to “WTW: Anybody Know Where I Can Get Me a Stripper for My Kid?”

whitetrashgal Says:
June 1st, 2005 at 10:47 am
that just steams me up. damn walgreens, working for the government. ain’t nothin wrongs with teachin the youngins about life. government needs to be minding their p’s and q’s.
Hector Vex Says:
June 1st, 2005 at 11:04 am
What ever happened to getting your stripper pics developed without some nosy photo nerd getting in your bizness?
the Pirate Says:
June 1st, 2005 at 11:24 am
Atleast she didn’t take him to a WNBA game.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith Says:
June 1st, 2005 at 2:31 pm
And this is normally the time i’d chime in w/my “did somebody say…” but really, what with double duty in San francisco last night at Broadway Showgirls and the Gold Club, i think i’m all strippered out.

I’m gonna go sit in the corner and think about what i’ve done,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chier Defender of the Faith
NIF Says:
June 1st, 2005 at 2:35 pm
Count of Sleeping With The Teacher
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