Take That!
June 2nd, 2005 at 10:00 am by Preston Taylor Holmes
Take that, you rich California bastards! That’s what you get for getting rich off the backs of the poor! Rich bastards!*
* – This class-envy driven post brought to you by the Democratic Party. Pitting the haves against the havenots for decades and still going strong!
June 2nd, 2005 at 10:28 am
Yeah, eff you Orange County and eff your families! Let’s talk about the game…
June 2nd, 2005 at 10:36 am
Is that the O.C.? It looks so different on TV.
June 2nd, 2005 at 10:47 am
Yeah if it was in the south, the trailers would of rolled down the hill only to be driven back up the hill to await destruction via tornado.
June 2nd, 2005 at 3:04 pm
It’s the Bush Administration’s fault! It’s the Bush Administraton’s fault!
June 2nd, 2005 at 3:31 pm
Don’t be so mean to the South, Pirate. You know damn well we wouldn’t bother driving the trailer back up the hill, we’d just live in it wherever it landed.
And you’re damn right, housewife. W probably knew about the landslides before they happened. Rat bastard.
June 2nd, 2005 at 3:56 pm
Hey, leave the Lagoonies alone. They may be rich, but they’re rich liberals.
June 3rd, 2005 at 4:52 am
Some Laguna Beach Homeowners Not Insured – Too Bad
Here’s how not to save for retirement. Put all your money into a home on the side of a landslide prone area where you can’t get insurance and then crying when your home and your life savings take a…
June 3rd, 2005 at 5:57 am
Actually, they’re primarily God-fearing, Hollywood-hating, Bush-voting Republicans there in Orange County. They’re just a conservative hop-skip-and-a-jump from Yorba Linda, CA. If i’m correct, the drive to recall Gov. Grey Davis was started in Orange County. You’d like it out there, trust me…
June 3rd, 2005 at 8:20 pm
30 miles is some hop-skip-jump.
Laguna isn’t the only locale to experience landslides with a more than double rainfall this year.
Rather than the almost annual specticle of parts of Malibu trying to emigrate to Catalina.
‘course, then we’re talking the Hollywood lad and lassies of the Malibu Colony crying on camera.
June 3rd, 2005 at 10:11 pm
30 miles in CA? that’s nothing! especially when there are californians out there commuting 150+ miles for work each day? man, 30 miles is a treat
June 3rd, 2005 at 10:12 pm
sorry, “150+ miles for work each day each way“
June 3rd, 2005 at 10:17 pm
JJ
I don’t know where you live, but in So. Cal we don’t measure distance merely by miles but by time involved in the commute.
And trying to make it through the El Toro Y is a b*tch for anyone coming up from Laguna (Beach or Nigel) Mission Viejo, etc.
June 5th, 2005 at 5:46 am
This is an AWFUl tragedy and not only has Preston insulted me via cat blogging but now AGAIN via OC blogging.
Banned I tell you banned!
No this really was sad. Was driving to miserable Bar Review and heard the radio stations live chatting it and watching people die in their homes.
It was sad you Knoxville beeyotch. Appreciate! Next time a thunderstorm or a tornado blows throw your miserable part of the county just you WAIT for my sympathy!
June 5th, 2005 at 5:52 am
Dearest Darleen,
I think we’re saying the same thing here, or if not i’m just too drunk right now to tell the difference. And yet i’m commenting on this Tenneseean blog nonetheless.
We, as world-revolving-around-us-Californians, travel big fucking distances and/or long-assed durations in our vehicles-of-choice and think nothing of it. Be it on the El Toro Y (?) or on Pacheco Pass from Merced to Santa Clara. Or even Oakland to Excremento and parts beyond.
California traffic sucks our collective california asses. Your SoCal traffic more than my NorCal traffic. And for this, you have my utmost sympathy. Let us not fight, fellow Californian, but instead let us together whine at the rest of the nation who complains that they have to drive 30 mins to get somewhere at the posted speed limit.
And this comment made a lot more sense in my brain, so i’m gonna pass out right now with visions of the Monterey stripper who i met tonight in san francisco dancing in my head.
stay classy, Buffet
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
June 5th, 2005 at 5:56 am
and dammit, WSK, i was trying to follow darleen’s comment in sequence. What the hell is somebody else doing up at this Godforsaken hour?
all my love and still drunk,
Jihad Jimmy, MWCCDF
June 5th, 2005 at 10:14 am
It’s interesting that all this California crap is being discussed on my Knoxville blog. Well, maybe not interesting.
And WSK, all the reports I read stated that there were no injuries and that these homes had been evacuated before the houses started going down like a Tijuana hooker. If you have some sources that say otherwise, let me know.
For those who didn’t “get it,” this post was a satirical look at class envy and how the typical Democrack “hate the rich” voter would respond to this pseudo-tragedy, deep in their shriveled-up, hateful, liberal black hearts.
July 18th, 2005 at 11:26 pm
That you find joy in other people’s misfortune says alot about your character. I hope that other people are more kind to you one day when you have your own bad luck and run into hard times.
I’m sure anyone who has the time and money to run a weblog like this certainly isn’t hard up for money and must be living comfortably. Maybe the rest of us will find joy when YOU lose your home.
Guilty conscience, maybe? Horrible.
July 19th, 2005 at 8:49 am
Somebody’s feeling extra sensitive today….