All Estrogen, 24/7
June 7th, 2005 at 8:46 am by Preston Taylor HolmesA few quick estrogen-laden tidbits for you on this sticky Tuesday morning.
- First, the delightful and silver-tongued Debbie Schlussel is dipping her well-pedicured toes into the blogging pool. If you’re not familiar with Schulssel’s columns, you should be. Visit her blog here. I have a feeling this one is going to become a daily read.
- Next, if you aren’t familiar with the Cotillion Ball (and you should be with all the attention they’ve gotten from the blogosphere’s big shots), you should add them to your blogroll. It’s a collection of the best female bloggers from the right side of the blog spectrum and is well worth regular visits.
- Last but not least, Witty Sex Kitten has taken to cat-blogging, and is not the least bit pleased with my own take on the genre. You would think that my generous purchase of a grande mocha and a box of chicklets during a stop on her cross-country drive would have gotten me a little leeway, but not with WSK.
Well, back to work for me. As you were.
June 7th, 2005 at 9:39 am
Sticky Tuesday morning? Is that like being so fucking drunk in the backseat of a car that you puke in your hand and try to toss it out the car window as your only silghtly less drunk friend swerves through traffic while some underage drunk chick passes out with your dick in her mouth?
Or like dried syrup sticky?
June 7th, 2005 at 9:45 am
You are a horrible horrible man.
June 7th, 2005 at 10:39 am
I like where this is going… Like how “underage” are we talking here?Happy Tues-dee!
jihad jimmy
June 7th, 2005 at 12:03 pm
Not so much underage that she just got her first pubes, but underage enough that she was going to graduate high school a virgin. Then, half a bottle of Jim Beam later (isn’t that how y’all do it in Tennessee) and an offer for a ride home – bingo bango – drunk youngin’ sex.
Ah… those were the days. Taking advantage of drunken teenage girls at college parties. I mean, is there a better part of becoming an adult? Like Wooderson said, “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”
Alright, alright, alright.
Or, my favorite:
Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It’d be a lot cooler if you did.
June 7th, 2005 at 12:21 pm
If its Tennessee aren’t they supposed to be related?
June 7th, 2005 at 12:36 pm
Yeah, but they don’t have to get ‘em drunk first if they are kin…
June 7th, 2005 at 2:16 pm
Good point, must suck being an only child…
June 7th, 2005 at 2:20 pm
Always got cousins!
June 7th, 2005 at 7:32 pm
Maybe if it had been a venti you would’ve gotten a bit farther Preston.
