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Another Problem With Midgets

June 7th, 2005 at 4:07 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Another problem with midgets: They’re not very useful in bullfights.

Dwarfs face bulls in mini-fights

VALLE DE SANTIAGO, Mexico (Reuters) – The rousing trumpet music, the swish of the cape and the shouts of “Ole!” as the bull charges are all familiar to anyone who has seen a bullfight.

The unnerving thing in the bullring at this dusty central Mexican town is that bull and bullfighter are standing eye to eye, both about four feet high.

The Mexican “dwarf bullfighters” are carrying on a tradition born in Spain along with regular bullfighting, as well as an even longer legacy of “little people” as entertainers. But they say the ring showcases their skill and comic artistry, making them more than just a curiosity.

While the young bullocks they use are half the weight of regular fighting bulls, they are bred to be aggressive and, from a dwarf’s perspective, are just as frightening as the real thing.

Looks like we’ve imported the ADA down to Mexico as well – they even get midget bulls for their midget bullfights.

“It’s scary when you are face to face with a bull. It hurts when you get hit. And it’s dangerous if the bull falls on you,” said Antonio Garcia, 40. Before entering the ring, he showed off scars on his head and dental repairs needed after run-ins with bulls.

“But I like it. I do it more for the fun than the money. I love being an artist, and, thanks to being short, I’ve had this opportunity to travel to lots of places,” he said, grinning.

Another problem with midgets: Midget stowaways.


4 Responses to “Another Problem With Midgets”

  1. sadie Says:

    Preston, I’m ashamed of you! How very UN-politically correct… what would Emanuel Lewis say?

  2. the Pirate Says:

    Did you ever see the midget western Tiny Town?

  3. Hans Says:

    My ribs are hurting.

  4. Katie Says:

    :lol:
    Speed bumps.