Another Problem With Midgets
June 7th, 2005 at 4:07 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes
Another problem with midgets: They’re not very useful in bullfights.
VALLE DE SANTIAGO, Mexico (Reuters) – The rousing trumpet music, the swish of the cape and the shouts of “Ole!” as the bull charges are all familiar to anyone who has seen a bullfight.
The unnerving thing in the bullring at this dusty central Mexican town is that bull and bullfighter are standing eye to eye, both about four feet high.
The Mexican “dwarf bullfighters” are carrying on a tradition born in Spain along with regular bullfighting, as well as an even longer legacy of “little people” as entertainers. But they say the ring showcases their skill and comic artistry, making them more than just a curiosity.
While the young bullocks they use are half the weight of regular fighting bulls, they are bred to be aggressive and, from a dwarf’s perspective, are just as frightening as the real thing.
Looks like we’ve imported the ADA down to Mexico as well – they even get midget bulls for their midget bullfights.
“But I like it. I do it more for the fun than the money. I love being an artist, and, thanks to being short, I’ve had this opportunity to travel to lots of places,” he said, grinning.
Another problem with midgets: Midget stowaways.










June 8th, 2005 at 9:14 am
Preston, I’m ashamed of you! How very UN-politically correct… what would Emanuel Lewis say?
June 8th, 2005 at 10:44 am
Did you ever see the midget western Tiny Town?
June 9th, 2005 at 3:57 am
My ribs are hurting.
June 9th, 2005 at 11:51 am
Speed bumps.