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Not to do too much psychoanalysis, but sounds to me like Crazy Eyes has quite a vivid imagination, and some urges that need to be fulfilled. I think I’ll cut her fiancee-to-be some slack from now on.

Posted by Preston Taylor Holmes @ 1:16 pm
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1. I love the line “placed his penis into Jennifer’s vagina.”

   Since when do rapists ‘place’ anything? It sounds like she’s been with Mr. Sub-par for way too long. Sounds like she needs a threesome like I need a hit from this here bong… damn this glaucoma…

   comment by Hector Vex — Tuesday, June 7, 2005 @ 2:05 pm

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   I’d check her web browser cache for BangBus.

   comment by Aaron's cc: — Tuesday, June 7, 2005 @ 2:32 pm

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3. Sounds like Crazy Eyes was kiddnapped by Lawerence….
   Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
   Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
   Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
   Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
   Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
   Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
   Peter Gibbons: Good point.

   comment by the Pirate — Tuesday, June 7, 2005 @ 2:46 pm

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4. Yeah, but Lawerence was willing to pay for it. Plus, how could he not be bagging chicks by the busload with that chick magnet of a mullet?

   comment by Hector Vex — Tuesday, June 7, 2005 @ 3:00 pm

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   Can you say BangBus wannabe?

   I knew you could.

   comment by Aaron's cc: — Tuesday, June 7, 2005 @ 5:41 pm

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6. Leave it to the Pirate to quote one of my all time favorite movies. Kudos, Pirate.

   comment by Preston Taylor Holmes — Tuesday, June 7, 2005 @ 9:49 pm

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7. Ya know, if she’d push out a little more cleavage, we may have never noticed those Crazy Eyes.

   I think she slept with Lumberg.

   comment by Not Merri's Husband — Tuesday, June 7, 2005 @ 11:20 pm

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8. I wholeheartedly agree with NMH - I barely notice the crazy eyes anymore since I got a look at her fine rack.

   Can you say “rack” on the air.

   I would like to see Jenny doing the deed while repeating: “Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.”

   comment by Shawn — Wednesday, June 8, 2005 @ 12:35 pm

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9. I had “A Current Affair” on in the background while I was trying to get my internet connection running last night, and they played the tape of her and the Albuquerque police department. She sure did sound lucid for someone so…not lucid.

   comment by Stacy — Wednesday, June 8, 2005 @ 12:58 pm

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10. Shawn,

    Here at the buffet, not only can you say “rack” but we celebrate all quality rack.

    Well, hell, it doesn’t even have to be quality, we’ll celebrate it anyway.

    PTH

    comment by Preston Taylor Holmes — Wednesday, June 8, 2005 @ 1:29 pm

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11. Yeah, she’s not that bad looking. I can see givin’ her the ‘ol salt eye in the back of a van.

    comment by Hector Vex — Wednesday, June 8, 2005 @ 1:36 pm

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12. Does she have a sister? Cause this sure sounds like a family I’d love to marry into…

    comment by Michael — Thursday, June 9, 2005 @ 11:20 am

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13. show her my ‘O’ face. ohh… ohh…

    comment by Michael Bolton — Tuesday, July 5, 2005 @ 11:23 pm

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