Dirty Pranksters
June 8th, 2005 at 9:39 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes*Ring*
*Ring*
Bill Clinton: Hello?
Teenage voice on other end: *snicker snicker*
Bill Clinton: Is that you, Hillary?
Teenage voice on other end: *chortle chortle*
Bill Clinton: Who the hell is this?
Teenage voice on other end: Um…. Is your refrigerator running?
Bill Clinton: How the hell did you get my number?
Teenage voice on other end: *heh heh* Your wife has tree trunks for calves. *heh*
Bill Clinton: Did Carville put you up to this? Is that you Kofi?
Teenage voice on other end: *chuckle* You ever bang Sharon Stone? *heh heh*
Bill Clinton: Dammit – is that you Dean? You’ve been heavy into the medicinal marijuana lately, haven’t you?
Teenage voice on other end: *heh* What’s it like to be married to a lesbian?
Bill Clinton: *Click*
Bill Clinton: I’m gonna have to kick Jimmy Buffett’s ass from one end of Margaritaville to the other for this.
Hat tip: Leo
June 9th, 2005 at 12:49 pm
Hilarious! I love these type posts, Preston.
June 9th, 2005 at 12:53 pm
I don’t think Bill Clinton is really that angry sounding. He’s much more laid back.
“Dean, is that you? Bring over some Lays will you.. I’ve got munchies like you wouldn’t believe… hello?”
Is your refrigirator running?
“Man, I don’t know. Once this stripper is done cleaning my presidential pipes, I’ll have her run into the kitchen and check. Who is this anyways? The magic refrigrator bunny? Heh heh.. I said bunny.”
June 9th, 2005 at 12:54 pm
I know, cause I’m watching the watchers.
June 9th, 2005 at 1:05 pm
Wouldn’t you think that a former POTUS would have better taste in music than “One Hit Wonder” Jimmy Buffet? I keep waiting to see this azzclown on that NBC disaster “Hit Me One More TIme.”
June 9th, 2005 at 1:27 pm
At least we know this isn’t like Paris Hilton “losing” her phome just to let everyone know how famous her contacts are.
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