Makin’ Knoxville Proud
June 9th, 2005 at 11:02 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes
(via Drudge)
Gargantuan Michael Jackson-stalking bastard has Court TV reporterette fearing for her safety.
Yep, he’s from Knoxville.
JACKO REPORTER IN FEAR OF ‘CRAZED’ FAN; COURT ISSUES RESTRAINING ORDER
Diane Dimond and COURT TV have obtained a court-issued restraining order against the leader of a Michael Jackson fan contingent, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.
The 20-year old male from Knoxville, Tennessee has been yelling and allegedly “threatening” Dimond for weeks, sources tell DRUDGE.
“It’s turned ugly,” a media source explains.
He was served with papers today on the Santa Maria court campus.
The fan has been chanting “bitch, bitch, bitch” as Dimond works and files her reports.
I haven’t been this proud of my town since they erected the Sunsphere, or the Women’s Basketball Hall of Fame, or since shots were fired into GOP Headquarters or since the city paid for a private investigator’s lap-dances.
I’ve often wondered what kind of incredible loser would be demonstrating outside the MJ trial, now I realize all I have to do is turn and look at my neighbors for the answer.
June 10th, 2005 at 10:41 am
They play his sound bites on the Bill Handel show (KFI AM 640 – Los Angeles) just about every morning, we thought he was leaving because he’d run out of moeny, but he’s still here. Maybe he just wants to get ‘touched’ by Michael.
Ironically I didn’t realize he was a fat white guy because he sounds like the gay black man voice that occasionally gets used on the morning show.
June 11th, 2005 at 2:34 pm
Congratulations Preston.
June 22nd, 2005 at 10:52 pm
Since when is that dude from Blues Traveler a Michael Jackson fan?
June 23rd, 2005 at 7:59 am
I thought that guy was dead. Perhaps that’s just his ghost.