100 K
June 13th, 2005 at 9:02 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesIt’s not much compared to the big boys, but my little site-meter just clicked over 100,000 unique visits since my old blog became Six Meat Buffet in July 2004. And who was my 100,000th visitor?
All I know is they’re in Oklahoma, their ISP is Cable One, they’re using Win XP and IE 6, they came from Ipse Dixit – probably via a Blogs for Bush link since I’m not on the Ipse Dixit blogroll, and they hung around long enough to look at three pages, which is pretty good. I usually run people off after one page.
If this describes you, introduce yourself in the comments! Just because you’re a stranger doesn’t mean you have to be such a stranger.
And thanks to you folks who visit regularly – you make me feel like I’m not just pissing into the wind over here.
June 13th, 2005 at 10:37 pm
Its not me. I’m from North Dakota, I use Firefox and hate your site. I’d never look at more than one page.
June 13th, 2005 at 11:00 pm
That hurts.
June 13th, 2005 at 11:49 pm
Aw, I was gonna be snarky, but that was just mean, Rob. Preston, make a new blogroll like the SixMeat Crushes, but call it SixMeat Bitches, and put that mean Rob on top.
Congrats, brotha.
(p.s. you should block your own IP in SiteMeter, justsayin)
June 14th, 2005 at 8:50 am
Yeah, 12,000 unique visits later and 78,000 refreshes and Preston is feeling like a million fucking bucks. Whoopdie do! It’s like masturbating 14 times in day, and claiming that you slept with 40 women. Or something like that.
June 14th, 2005 at 10:04 am
The answer my friend, is pissing in the wind, yes, the answer is pissing in the wind.
June 14th, 2005 at 10:13 am
Thank you, Pile. Finally someone comes in here with the proper perspective.
Hector, do I need to ban you again?
June 14th, 2005 at 10:27 am
Did you ban me before?
You know you like it… in fact, I bet you’re grabbing your ankles right now and begging for more…
No really. I don’t swing that way.
I’ve always wondered if you can make LSD sheets out of fruit roll ups. Think that’s possible?
June 14th, 2005 at 10:49 am
Well how can I top Hector’s touching tribute? I can’t. But nice work anyway.
June 14th, 2005 at 1:12 pm
Cool! 100k… Great job!
June 14th, 2005 at 5:21 pm
“you make me feel like I’m not just pissing into the wind over here.”
Well, you ARE pissing into the wind, but fortunately its downwind into f***tards like Geraldo and J. Cochran, Esq. (RIP), so it’s a glorious sight to behold.
June 14th, 2005 at 8:33 pm
Thanks Kevin. Makes me want to drink more so I’ll have more to urinate on those who’ve earned it.
June 14th, 2005 at 10:19 pm
Congrats, Preston….even the little Muse-ling likes your site. As she would say “Mommy – I like that pig!” Thank God she can’t read yet!:lol: