Sunday Night Poll
June 19th, 2005 at 9:37 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesWe were enjoying a delicious Father’s Day pizza this evening at the Mellow Mushroom when I noticed that one of their TVs was showing some type of hideous bass fishing program on ESPN. No offense to you bass fishermen, but the only thing worse than watching fishing on television is watching fishing in person. No offense of course.
Anyway, that got me to thinking. First I thought… should I have another black-and-tan? Then I thought – what the hell are they doing trying to pass this crap off as sports? Then I realized that this is the same network that actually shows hours upon hours of people playing cards and calls it “entertainment”. This all leads up to tonight’s Sunday Night Poll…
June 20th, 2005 at 4:36 am
Just as I suspected, cheerleading competitions have ZERO VOTES right now. Why? because I LOVE THEM. I have never.. EVER been able to surf past one of these programs. I live for the back flippin mascot, the skirts bouncing to that song “Are y’all ready for this!“, the rare but always satisfying moment when the pyramid goes wrong and some hot chick bounces butt first off the mat.
I even saw Bring it on in the theatre.. Twice.
Kill me please.
June 20th, 2005 at 8:30 am
Whew! I was hoping you wouldn’t throw NASCAR up there (even though ESPN doesn’t have its rights anymore). Try being a NASCAR fan in Philadelphia – it’s like being a Tampa Bay Devil Rays fan, well, anywhere!
June 20th, 2005 at 9:18 am
Shawn – I almost threw Auto Racing (NASCAR, IRL, etc) in there, but decided that racing is more of a sport than Golf in terms of physical exertion, so I left it alone.
Hans – glad you’re back. And I have to admit, that when I pass the High School Cheerleading Competition shows, I have to stop and watch myself. Then I go lock the door. Then I…. well…..
June 20th, 2005 at 5:37 pm
Oh so I can’t bring up the WNBA, but its okay for you?!
June 20th, 2005 at 8:43 pm
That’s right, Pirate. I make the rules. The only two people allowed to mention the NBA here are me and Debbie Schlussel.
Oh, and Brittany Jackson if she wants to stop by. She’s always welcome.
June 21st, 2005 at 7:46 am
Brittany Jackson = Hotness.
Although I am considered a “yankee,” I find Pat Summit very attractive – even at her age. I’m not sure if it’s a Women In Power thing, but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating Fritos.
June 21st, 2005 at 11:23 am
SMB POLL
Preston at Six Meat Buffet is running a poll about which ESPN