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Gitmo Solution

June 21st, 2005 at 8:23 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

For all of you Durbinites who are gnashing your teeth about the “torture” going on at Gitmo, listen up. I’ve got a solution for you.

First of all, the resort staff at Gitmo needs to take each would-be-islamofascist-murderer and strap them in this chair:

Leave them strapped in until they’re ready to turn over some real information. Whether it takes a day, a week, a month, it doesn’t matter. Sure, they won’t be able to eat their rice pilaf or read their quran, but I’m sure they’ll welcome the break from their daily drudgery of fine dining and prayer rugs.

Once they turn over whatever information they’ve got, put them on a boat, take them several miles off the Cuban coast (it might not be a bad idea to drop them in a place where the waters have been chummed-up a bit) and take them for a swim. If they can make it back to the Gitmo Summer Camp without being eaten, then huzzah for them.

Once this process is complete for each of the murderers held at Gitmo, then we can shut it down and Carter, Clinton, Durbin and the rest of the mental midgets who’ve been bellyaching about it will be happy as a pig in shit.


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10 Responses to “Gitmo Solution”

  1. Nashville Is Talking Says:

    Heart on your Sleeve
    I hesitate to revisit any discussion of Gitmo, but after reading the latest post from Preston of Six Meat Buffet called “Gitmo Solution” I couldn’t resist. Here is one paragraph from his post: Once they turn over whatever information they’ve…

  2. Katie Says:

    That chair looks like something Tony Little might sell on TV…

  3. Eric Says:

    That….chair…….brings back horrible memories.



  4. Mark in Mexico Says:

    Well…not really. Just a little red-on-red, military parlance for enemy-on-enemy. The neat thing about this is that our warriors get to sit and watch it. That has to be an, um, enjoyable experience.

  5. GOP and the City Says:

    Dancing With The Detainees
    If Dick Durbin gets his wish, Gitmo will be no more. What should we do with the 500 or so terrorist detainees after we strip them of their air-conditioned beach-front resort? What do we do to all losers these days, put them on a reality show.

  6. The Man Says:

    So it is a chair for washed up porn stars?

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  8. The Alliance Says:

    Precision Guided Humor Roundup: New homes for wayward terrorists
    Waaaaaaah! The detainees are uncomfortable! It’s too hot! It’s too cold! Their perrier isn’t properly chilled! Oh look, the call of the terrorist-loving Liberal! Sometimes confused with the spineless-RINO mating call. And it all sums up to them tryi…

  9. Harvey Says:

    “So it is a chair for washed up porn stars?”

    I don’t think so, because *I* don’t have one :-)

  10. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    How do you know that guy is a washed up porn star? Perhaps he just switched porn genres to one you don’t frequent? I’m just sayin’ is all.

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