NOW Hags Confuse Nashville and Washington D.C.
July 3rd, 2005 at 3:55 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesIn the wake of the retirement of Sandra Day O’Connor, the only female Supreme Court justice, the National Organization for Hags became so emotionally overwrought yesterday that their Hag-in-Chief, Kim Gandy, told 800 shrieking hysterical women that womens’ rights are in a state of emergency.
Shortly thereafter, the yelping harridans marched on the Tennessee State Capitol building, mistaking Nashville for Washington, D.C., the country’s actual Capitol.
NOW president Kim Gandy told about 800 NOW members Friday that women need to send a message that they won’t tolerate “extremist” judges who set back women’s rights.
“This is our time. This is our challenge,” Gandy said as the crowd replied by clapping and chanting, “Hell no, we won’t go” and “We won’t go back.”
The group shifted the agenda for their three-day convention to include a march to the Tennessee Capitol on Saturday to “make sure Senator Frist and all senators are going to hear our voices. We’re going to march on every Capitol in this country,” Gandy said.
It’s going to be fun to watch more and more of this hysteria break loose as the battle for SCOTUS heats up over the next few weeks. The unfortunate reality, however, is that President Junior will probably deliver us another David Souter, resulting in the continuing drift away from a strict constructionist interpretation of the Constitution and towards more references to international law to justify more idiotic decisions.
July 3rd, 2005 at 11:26 pm
“In the wake of the retirement of Sandra Day O’Connor, the only female Supreme Court justice,”
Ya know, Ruth Bader Ginsberg might not look like much, but I think she qualifies as female.
First, yes; only, no.:razz:
July 4th, 2005 at 2:25 pm
Nobody gets me.
July 4th, 2005 at 9:36 pm
I got it, but I think we share synapses.
It’s a Rovian thing.