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Happy Independence Day

July 4th, 2005 at 7:00 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

In honor of this Independence Day, let’s celebrate by reciting together the lyrics to Charlie Daniels’ In America. Because America still kicks ass, even if we are over-run with pansy-ass pacifist liberals and illegal immigrants…

Well the eagle’s been flying slow and the flag’s been flying low
And a lot of people are saying that America’s fixin’ to fall
But speaking just for me and some people from Tennessee
We got a thing or two to tell you all
This lady may have stumbled but she ain’t never fell
And if the Russians don’t believe that they can all go straight to hell
We’re gonna put her feet back on the path of righteousness
And then God bless America again

And you never did think that it ever would happen again
In America, did you?
You never did think that we’d ever get together again
Well we damn sure fooled you
We’re walking real proud and we’re talking real loud again in America
You never did think that it ever would happen again

From the sound up in Long Island out to San Francisco Bay
And ev’ry thing that’s in between them is our home
And we may have done a little bit of fighting amongst ourselves
But you outside people best leave us alone
Cause we’ll all stick together and you can take that to the bank
That’s the cowboys and the hippies and the rebels and the yanks
You just go and lay your hand on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan
And I think you’re gonna finally understand

And you never did think that it ever would happen again
In America, did you?
You never did think that we’d ever get together again
Well we damn sure fooled you
We’re walking real proud and we’re talking real loud again in America
You never did think that it ever would happen again


4 Responses to “Happy Independence Day”

  1. Glen Dean Says:

    Well put Preston.

    “Play some Skynnyrd man.”

  2. Vince Aut Morire Says:

    Congratulations Again
    You’ve read the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States of America. You’ve also read the lyrics to this. Now let’s get the party started with some METALLICA!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t Tread On Me Liberty or death, what we

  3. Dean Says:

    Metallica “For Whom the Bell Tolls” would be a nice dedication to our Insurgient(Read that Terrorist) friends in Iraq.

  4. Aakash Says:

    Mr. Holmes,

    Did you get a chance to look through that article I posted at Watchblog for Father’s Day? Anyway, regarding this holiday weekend, I hope that it went great for you and your family. I would like to be in Tennessee (or somewhere in good old Dixie) at this time. Unfortunately, it seems that there is no time to get away, anymore… Well, I want to wish you and your readers a Happy Independence Day… God Bless!