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WTW: White Trash Vandalism

July 13th, 2005 at 8:47 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

One of the very few downsides of living in my Beloved Dixie is that you still run across dumbasses who provide stereotype fodder for the blue state elitists.

In today’s WTW, we examine the tale of some white trash shitkickers who vandalized a local Latino market a few months ago in Maryville. For those of you unfamiliar with the area, Maryville is just 15-20 miles south of Knoxville proper.

MARYVILLE – Five young Maryville men have been indicted in connection with the $17,000 vandalism of a Latino-owned food store in May.

Four of the five were indicted on a single charge of vandalism over $10,000. They are Thomas Matthew Lovett, Jacob Allen Reynolds, Robert Thomas Cushman and Matthew Scott Green.

Dennis Michael Denson Jr. was charged with responsibility for the conduct of another in the vandalism for allegedly serving as lookout and driver for the crew.

The vandals spray-painted Nazi and white power symbols on the building at La Lupita Mexican Store, 2700 E. Broadway, and broke windows and glass doors and opened and damaged a freezer, destroying meat valued at several thousand dollars.

It’s sunzabitches like these who continue to provide fodder for the rest of the country’s anti-Southern cliches, and, speaking on the behalf of reasonable Southerners everywhere without permission, we don’t appreciate it. Let it be known that these morons are in the vast minority down here, so don’t believe blue-state media when they paint us all with the white trash broadbrush.

In the meantime, here are your White Trash Wednesday bloggers….


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