The Bachelor – China Style!
July 22nd, 2005 at 3:33 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesAn article in today’s U.K. News-Telegraph laments the fact that by 2020, 23 million Chinese men will be unable to find wives.
The widespread practice of aborting female foetuses is being blamed for creating a generation of bachelors who will pose increasing social problems, it says.
Well, those bachelors can always make trips to the landfills to mourn the loss of those potential wives in person. I guess all those forced female terminations are just Chinese “chickens coming home to roost” (to borrow a phrase from the brilliant Julianne Malveaux).
On the bright side for Beijing, there will be that many more males to join the Chinese military and take over the planet.










July 22nd, 2005 at 6:52 pm
The brightside is pretty dark for us! What greater motivation could a poverty stricken young piece of cannon fodder have than rape and pillage?
July 22nd, 2005 at 9:55 pm
Yeah, that’s why I didn’t say “on the bright side for us.” They’ll have nothing else to do but masturbate and train to kill all of us. Not a good combination. I mean, pick one or the other.