Have You Seen Me?
July 23rd, 2005 at 3:51 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesIf you see any of these four people:
Please kill them immediately.
Thank you. That is all.
UPDATE:
Jackson Miller at Nashville is Talking completely misunderstood this post. Please see my comments at N.I.T. for clarification. I would hate for my readers to think that I support the shooting of random, potentially innocent suspects.











July 23rd, 2005 at 4:21 pm
I like how the limeys shot one of the suspects five times. All in the head. Who knew they carried guns, let alone fire one accurately.
July 24th, 2005 at 10:53 am
No problem.
July 24th, 2005 at 12:59 pm
Bonus points if you get the Jamaican, because then you get to sing on American Idol, “I Shot The ” to the tune of Bob Marley’s “I Shot The Sheriff.”
July 24th, 2005 at 1:01 pm
That was supposed to be “Sherif” versus “Sheriff,” but you get the point.
July 24th, 2005 at 5:29 pm
Shoot now, ask questions later
The Tennessean is reporting that three out of four of the London bombing suspects have been arrested. They were arrested, not shot as Six Meat Buffet had encouraged. However a fourth suspect was shot last week. No, it was not…
July 24th, 2005 at 10:51 pm
[Puts gun away] You mean you weren’t advocating vigilante justice there, Preston? Whew! Good thing you clarified. This post almost landed yours truly in the news.:wink: