Comments on: ABC Preps Braindead Viewers for Hillary! ’08

By: Dick Masterson

Dick Masterson — Mon, 01 Aug 2005 17:52:28 +0000

I think it'll be great. The more women can see this kind of thing on TV, the less they'll whine for it in real life. That way everyone wins. -Dick

By: the Pirate

the Pirate — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 12:19:22 +0000

I really don’t consider Helen killing herself as a threat, I mean aren’t threats supposed to discourage people? The best threat suggestion I heard, is she should threaten to pose nude if Dick runs in ’08, now thats an incentive not to run.

By: Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 18:04:10 +0000

Link

oh wonderful.
1) nothing really since 1992′s A League of their own in which her acting was augmented by a lack of acting from madonna, lori petty and our favorite tard Rosie O’Donnell
2) don’t even bother pointing out that Stuart Little and Stuart Little 2 came after 1992
3) Umm, OK, her character’s name in The Fly (1986) was Veronica Quaife? ***giggles***

If you’re looking for a washed-out actress from the 90s, why not Rebecca de Mornay or Demi Moore? Or a nice Janine Turner, maybe some Dana Delany.

What a pukefest.

By: Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 17:53:02 +0000

and actually, i’m somewhat looking forward to President Geena… I now finally have an excuse to order that bottle of absinthe and 3am Criticize this potential pukefest of a TV show (3am criticicism = the SHoP’s own version of “liveblogging”)

I imagine that I will especially like how Hollyweird will have attempted to placate me by making this a Republican administration. But ha ha, they killed off the republican so it’s still somewhat of a backhanded compliment…

Instead of President Geena, how about a President Elisha or a President Natalie Portman? What has Geena Davis been in recently besides reruns of Beetlejuice?

By: Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 17:47:01 +0000

STUPID STUPID CURIOSITY! I looked up a pic of helen thomas because well, I was thinking, "oh c'mon, how bad could she be?" uncool, my friend. I think I have to go to the happy place tonight to get my libido back on track

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 17:33:11 +0000

SERENDIPITY BABY!

By: mks

mks — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 17:12:15 +0000

You left out listening to Dick Vitale for three hours.