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Invasion Time

July 31st, 2005 at 3:14 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Like many of the rest of you, I’ve been sitting by the television for the last several months, breathlessly awaiting every FOX NEWS ALERT that pops up while I’m watching O’Reilly, Hannity, Greta Von Horseface and Gerardo Riviera, hoping that they find Natalee.

But most times I’ve been met with disappointment as it’s usually another terror alert or bombing somewhere.

I think I’ve come up with a plan, though, to finally get to the bottom of this whole mess. Since the Aruban authorities are unwilling to do what’s necessary to find Natalee and get the bastards responsible, it’s time to suit up the the U.S. Military and INVADE ARUBA!

We already took care of an island nation once before – 1983′s Operation Urgent Fury – where we kicked the shit out of Grenada and a bunch of stray pro-Soviet Cubans who had picked the wrong place to set up a new Marxist utopia.

Aruba is quite a bit smaller than Grenada – and while the Grenada invasion took about a week, this one wouldn’t even take a weekend. It’s the only way we’re going to find Natalee – and you damn well know it. A quick comparison:

Fast Facts: Grenada
Population: 94,000
Area: 133 sq.mi.
Yokels: English/French
Fast Facts: Aruba
Population: 71,500
Area: 74 sq.mi.
Yokels: Dutch/Murderers

President Bush, do the right thing. Invade Aruba. Find Natalee. Bring those bastards to justice.


2 Responses to “Invasion Time”

  1. howard stern is a childmolester Says:

    Who cares about this stupid slut who went off to buy drugs and pay for it in sex while in a third world garbage country

  2. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Well, that was rather dark.

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