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Eye-Candy Overload

August 2nd, 2005 at 12:45 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

I just got back from taking Preston Jr. for some yogurt at West Town Mall. Not that you care, of course.

I must say, however, that the extremely high concentration of attractive MILFs and hot teenage girls was enough to cause me some serious heart problems as well as high blood pressure. So much so that I believe I’m going to take the rest of the day off.


6 Responses to “Eye-Candy Overload”

  1. Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith Says:

    Ya poor bastard. I’m stuck inside of an engineering firm right now in the SF Bay Area. Think Dilbert, but w/o the talking animals.

    And i’m not really supposed to download pics of eye candy here @ work.

  2. Deliverance Says:

    Careful, Preston. Isn’t thinking like that how you ended up getting Preston, Jr?

  3. One-Fine-Day Says:

    That is not how he got Preston Jr. That is how he got his first restraining order…..ah to be 12 again.

  4. Michael Says:

    Maybe that is why my blood pressure was off the charts when I took it there months ago…

  5. RICK Says:

    I was thinking grab the camera and head back to the mall personaly.

  6. SixHertz Says:

    I live in San Diego. I’m in Irvine/Newport Beach for business this whole week. Yummy. :lol:

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