Good News & Bad News
August 11th, 2005 at 8:06 am by Preston Taylor HolmesAs you’ve probably already heard by now, these scum-sucking wastes of space have been captured:

George Hyatte and Jennifer Forsyth Hyatte were in a room at an America’s Best Value Inn in Columbus and were arrested without a struggle, said Mark Gwyn, director of the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation.
“We have found weapons,” he said. “We don’t know if it’s the murder weapon, but we’re processing those as we speak.”
On Tuesday, authorities say Jennifer Hyatte, 31, ambushed two guards as they were leading her 34-year-old husband from a courthouse hearing in Kingston, Tenn. Guard Wayne “Cotton” Morgan was fatally shot in the escape.
The good news, of course, is that the couple has been captured. The bad news, sadly, is that they were taken alive – and Jennifer Hyatte was taken to a Columbus-area hospital to have her wounds treated.
Now we can look forward to a lengthy trial, which will not end with either one of these pieces of shit being executed, because we just can’t seem to get around to throwing the switch here in Tennessee. I was really hoping that there would have been some type of incident – real or concocted – that would have resulted in the violent deaths of these two human landfills. Aaaaah… what the hell, the state needed something to do with my tax dollars anyway. Might as well spend it on food, housing and medical care for these two.
On a side note, perhaps we should send the Kingston Police and the TBI down to Aruba – if they can find these two in a couple of days, they would have found Natalee months ago and Re-Greta Von Horseface could have moved on to the next attractive missing white girl.










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Preston, I’d like you to be the narrator for the Lifetime movie to be made of this “story of love and desperation”…
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